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    Chicken farmer! Eboo's Avatar
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    Oh snap...PIRATES! No escape!

    Everyone had better be watching their booty...
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    Pirates are also causing global warming.
    http://www.seanbonner.com/blog/archives/001857.php
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I have no booty.

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    First of all, it's good to see pirates stepping up to nip this global warming issue in the bud.

    Second, I can't see my booty! Can someone watch it for me, please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Pirates are also causing global warming.
    http://www.seanbonner.com/blog/archives/001857.php
    Incorrect.

    Lack of pirates is causing global warming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Pirates are also causing global warming.
    http://www.seanbonner.com/blog/archives/001857.php
    I posted that chart here in the office amonst all the other stupid charts we have. It took a couple weeks before anyone noticed and pulled it down.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Incorrect.

    Lack of pirates is causing global warming.
    Same thing....it's like those kind of words that sound similar and mean the same thing. Like flammable and inflammable.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad View Post
    I posted that chart here in the office amonst all the other stupid charts we have. It took a couple weeks before anyone noticed and pulled it down.
    I posted it at work a year or more ago and it was up for nearly a year and still nobody had noticed. I finally had to point it out to people myself (after like 9 or 10 months).
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Dang it, and the wife and I were planning on putting on our solid mink sailor outfits and sailing our diamond crusted titanium yatch to Somalia this weekend, as were are running low on khat, or chat as you may call it.
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    A summation for those of you to lazy/afraid to click on the link provided: pirate attacks are up 14% this year, compared to the same time frame from last year. 14%!!! If that's not proof for the superiority/moar betterness of pirates over ninjas, I don't know what is. You don't hear about any additional ninja attacks, do you? That's because pirates are killing them all off!

    Excuse me while I go check on my booty. I suggest you all do the same.
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    yeah, lets all go check Eboo's booty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    yeah, lets all go check Eboo's booty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Count me in. Polara isn't around is he?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    yeah, lets all go check Eboo's booty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    here here!!
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    he can have cutsies if he shows up, cuz that is gonna be a long line, just saying
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    Excuse me while I go check on my booty. I suggest you all do the same.
    Ok, just went in looked in the mirror, still no booty.

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    if you are not picky, I have enough for two.
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    People, please. You know me better than this. The only way to check out my booty is to have the requisite booty/treasure map. I have safe-guarded this map from both pirates AND Foo. As a substitute, I offer up the map leading to explody pup's booty. If you can get past the booby traps and questionable smells, you can thank me later.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Same thing....it's like those kind of words that sound similar and mean the same thing. Like flammable and inflammable.
    Zim: I put the fires out
    Tallest: You made them worse
    Zim: Worse... OR BETTER?

    also, there is always an escape from pirates.

    Ninjas.

    That's why I always keep Ghost Dog on retainer.
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    I haz map, must needs check booty
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    Sorry to derail the thread with a serious comment, but here goes my rant-

    They actually had an article about that in Small Arms Review some time ago. Basically, if you travel the ocean, you should plan on being able to out gun pirates.

    If you can afford a yacht, you can afford a semi automatic M2HB, and a 12 gauge pump or semi auto for everyone on board, and maybe a longer range scoped rifle.

    A relative of mine used to be a big time drug dealer, and he had a boat he traveled all over the place in. He said the thing about pirates is that like all criminals, they are stupid, and typically lack the resources to even do their criminal trade very well. He said it shouldn't normally be too hard to out gun them if you chose to be prepared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    Sorry to derail the thread with a serious comment, but here goes my rant-

    They actually had an article about that in Small Arms Review some time ago. Basically, if you travel the ocean, you should plan on being able to out gun pirates.

    If you can afford a yacht, you can afford a semi automatic M2HB, and a 12 gauge pump or semi auto for everyone on board, and maybe a longer range scoped rifle.

    A relative of mine used to be a big time drug dealer, and he had a boat he traveled all over the place in. He said the thing about pirates is that like all criminals, they are stupid, and typically lack the resources to even do their criminal trade very well. He said it shouldn't normally be too hard to out gun them if you chose to be prepared.
    Out gun? I would rather just out run as it would be far more fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    People, please. You know me better than this. The only way to check out my booty is to have the requisite booty/treasure map. I have safe-guarded this map from both pirates AND Foo. As a substitute, I offer up the map leading to explody pup's booty. If you can get past the booby traps and questionable smells, you can thank me later.
    My ninja friends snuck in and took pictures of the map.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    My wife has some serious booty.

    I must be her pirate tonight, arrrrrrgg!

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    you better last 14% longer this time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    People, please. You know me better than this. The only way to check out my booty is to have the requisite booty/treasure map. I have safe-guarded this map from both pirates AND Foo. As a substitute, I offer up the map leading to explody pup's booty. If you can get past the booby traps and questionable smells, you can thank me later.
    X can find it...as we all know, X marks the spot.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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