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Old 10-18-07, 11:55 AM   #1
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Save 2nd Base!!!

We had a bit of a flare up in one of the local high schools. Seems that you can't refer to breasts as "2nd base." Whoulda thunk it? http://www.saljournal.com/rdnews/sto...T_shirts101707

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Old 10-18-07, 12:02 PM   #2
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Old 10-18-07, 12:26 PM   #3
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Portis... your avatar is screwin' me up... the last avatar you had was kinda scary, but I think I liked it better than this one.
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My sons elementary school's mascot is the ocelot. Last year, they had baseball style T like that with the school name and two ocelot paw prints on the front. The paw prints looked like pasties when worn by women. I heard the shirts were sent back and reprinted with paws moved.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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So it's okay for boobie talk in high school, but not middle schools?


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Old 10-18-07, 12:41 PM   #7
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Portis... your avatar is screwin' me up... the last avatar you had was kinda scary, but I think I liked it better than this one.
I love his new avatar. Idolatry is a great form of flattery.
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Old 10-18-07, 12:44 PM   #8
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Portis... your avatar is screwin' me up... the last avatar you had was kinda scary, but I think I liked it better than this one.
Well blame it on KT, he's the one that assaulted Barney and became my father.
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Old 10-18-07, 12:46 PM   #9
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Well blame it on KT, he's the one that assaulted Barney and became my father.
And named you Sue.
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I, for one, am spending all my energies and time on saving 3rd base. A much more noble endeavor, methinks.
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Old 10-18-07, 01:22 PM   #11
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I, for one, am spending all my energies and time on saving 3rd base. A much more noble endeavor, methinks.
Personally I'm more a fan of sliding into home.
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Old 10-18-07, 01:38 PM   #12
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Personally I'm more a fan of sliding into home.
Face first.
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Well I wouldn't slide into home foot first. That's just weird.
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Personally I'm more a fan of sliding into home.
It's been my experience that home doesn't really need saving. I hit it out of the park all the time, so home is getting plenty of attention. It's the man able touch third that should be applauded. Singles, doubles, and dingers are so commonplace, they're almost a given. The Triple earns some due notice.
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Well I wouldn't slide into home foot first. That's just weird.
Yeah, I found innumerable websites dedicated to that sort of thing (among others) and I fail to see the charm.
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Old 10-18-07, 02:02 PM   #16
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It's been my experience that home doesn't really need saving. I hit it out of the park all the time, so home is getting plenty of attention. It's the man able touch third that should be applauded. Singles, doubles, and dingers are so commonplace, they're almost a given. The Triple earns some due notice.
No one shows interest in grand slams.. hmmm..is it just me?
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So it's okay for boobie talk in high school, but not middle schools?



No, middle schools get free oral contraceptives now.
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Old 10-18-07, 02:42 PM   #18
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No one shows interest in grand slams.. hmmm..is it just me?
I feel the same about the double steal.
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All this baseball talk is making me hor..., I mean who wants to play ball?
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Old 10-18-07, 03:04 PM   #20
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No kidding. I wasn't even scheduled to throw tonight, but I might just have to climb on the mound.
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There's no game for me tonight, the other team is off playing Bunco or something...looks like I'll be oiling up my glove and rubbing my bat down all by my lonesome.
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There's no game for me tonight, the other team is off playing Bunco or something...looks like I'll be oiling up my glove and rubbing my bat down all by my lonesome.
Yeah, batting practice for me too.
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It ain't fun until you play with a full 9 person team.
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Old 10-18-07, 04:30 PM   #24
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It's fun playing alone, though, too.
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