I don't know if this has been done before or not, but just wanted to know if you had any stories of working in sh**ty positions, or being a customer and having to deal with double digit IQ's. I'm sure most of us had to work some sort of crap job at some point in your life, and there is sure to be a tale or two.
Mine: I worked for the Home Depot years ago, biggest mistake of my life.
-one guy would write "i'm deaf" on his apron and work his entire shift like that
-one guy would use the darth vader voice on the paging system
-same guy would also do the beavis/butthead "cornholio" voice on PA
-seasonal dept guy would hollow out a skid of peat moss then sleep there for half his shift
We also used to take pizza dough & wrap the steering wheel and gearshift of this manager we hated at the pizza shop I worked at. Or run into his office and blast him with a super-soaker.