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Old 10-18-07, 06:41 PM   #1
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the CORRUPT A WISH GAME!

RULES:
1. You must corrupt the previous poster's wish and ONLY the previous poster's wish
2. You must post your own wish to be corrupted.

I shall begin.

I wish for a pony.
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Old 10-18-07, 06:42 PM   #2
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You get Jon's previous My Little Pony avatar.

Like that?
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Old 10-18-07, 06:45 PM   #3
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I wish Crankshaft posted a wish for me to corrupt!
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Ok, ok. I wish for...A job. Too easy, I know
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Old 10-18-07, 06:46 PM   #5
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You get Jon's previous My Little Pony avatar.

Like that?
yeah, no
not like that.
more like:

"you get your pony, only your parents went broke buying it for you. You are now a heartless criminal stealing to support your family. On one of your heists, the cops come and bust you and now you are in jail away from it all soon to be executed.

I wish for a sweet computer"

Like that. I can't wait to see the great stories that will show up.

so. since I corrupted my own wish, I shall post another wish.

I wish for a road flare.
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Old 10-18-07, 06:47 PM   #6
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NO. YOU CAN'T JUST WISH!!!. YOU MUST CORRUPT THE PREVIOUS POSTER'S WISH. THEN YOU CAN WISH.

ahem.

Again, I wish for a road flare

corrupt it.
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Old 10-18-07, 06:51 PM   #7
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Fine, you're a road flare. After I ignite you I wish for Shadiyah.
Me, her, naked, sweaty. Heck I'd mess that one up without any help at all.
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Fine, you're a road flare. After I ignite you I wish for Shadiyah.
Me, her, naked, sweaty. Heck I'd mess that one up without any help at all.
YES!!!. except you forgot to wish for something.

Since you forget to wish, I shall assume that you wished for nothing.

Very well:

You get your nothingness. You have nothing. No home, no wife, no sex, no kids, no air, NOTHING!. You cannot see anything because there is no light. You cannot breath because there is no air. You cannot walk because there is no ground. You are forever stuck in the eternalness of NOTHINGNESS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH


I wish for ammunition of all sizes and varieties.
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You get the Camaro, but it doesn't handle well at speed. At 120 mph you decide to park under a semi.

That is going the other way....

My wish remains the same.
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YES!!!. except you forgot to wish for something.

Since you forget to wish, I shall assume that you wished for nothing.

Very well:

You get your nothingness. You have nothing. No home, no wife, no sex, no kids, no air, NOTHING!. You cannot see anything because there is no light. You cannot breath because there is no air. You cannot walk because there is no ground. You are forever stuck in the eternalness of NOTHINGNESS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH


I wish for ammunition of all sizes and varieties.
Am I getting this wrong? I wished for Shadiyah.
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Old 10-18-07, 06:59 PM   #11
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You get Shadiyah, but she turns out to be a 600-lb jailbird guy named Molly. Don't drop the soap.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
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You get the Camaro, but it doesn't handle well at speed. At 120 mph you decide to park under a semi.

That is going the other way....

My wish remains the same.
Ok.

You get your nothing. BUT WAIT! you are already in nothing. So now you descend even deeper into nothingness. So now, you are in the nothingness of nothingness. You contemplate for a while in this state and then realize that you should read what the people wished for closely because you do not want to upset the Corruption Gods.


I wish for a muffin.
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Tuns him into a sour cream and dill pickle muffin.

Wishes he had some beer to drink.
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Am I getting this wrong? I wished for Shadiyah.
sorry. It is very helpful to post what you wish for at the END of your post.
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You have beer. LIGHT BEER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I still wanna be an Oscar Meyer Weiner
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You become a wiener- in Oprah's fridge!

I wish this game was easier.
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Turns G-Whacker into a $5.00 ho.

Wishes for something other than light beer.
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You become a wiener- in Oprah's fridge!

I wish this game was easier.
You get a great revelation from the heathen gods on how to play the corrupt a wish game. Unfortunately, this revelation also comes with the answer to why humans must kill each other. You go crazy and jump off a bridge because no matter what you do, people will not listen to this valuable information that you have.

I wish for pretzels.
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You become a Pretzel that is about to be digested in Jon's body.
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Poor Hickey. This thread game is trashed already..

Pretzels.......You became a pretzel that is digested in Jon's body only to become a waft of funkiness that permeates the air. The people around him gag for air and he unselfishly gives them CPR which in turn finishes them off to his disappointment. Dang your wish was evil.

I wish my best friend can come visit me in Cali and stay the rest of his life here.
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Wish granted... You are co-joined twins.

I wish my wish doesn't get corupted
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Siu, I can't bear end your best friend's life prematurely, but you will have to move to Alabama the week after he moves to California.

<editing to corrupt Stacey's wish>

Well Stacey, with wishes, spelling is critical. You get a free toaster oven when you open that new bank account as consolation.

I wish I could get in an enjoyable 50 mile ride on my bike tomorrow in good weather and light traffic on smooth roads, with no mechanical problems.
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Buddy, if I were you I'd invest in a company called UNeedASpoke - because you are going to buy many. You are going to get soooo good at replacing spokes that people are going to start bringing their bikes to you. You will have spokes duct taped to your top tube, zip tied to your forearms - anywhere you can put a spoke <ahem> you will.

And you will use them.

Of course this spoke problem of yours may impact your ride sooo, you better figure on strapping on some lights because you'll most likely be putting in a good 16 hr day for your 50 miles - that is if you don't run out of spokes first.




I wish for the new hangover to go away.

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sorry. It is very helpful to post what you wish for at the END of your post.
Or for you to READ the post. Just sayin'
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