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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    the CORRUPT A WISH GAME!

    RULES:
    1. You must corrupt the previous poster's wish and ONLY the previous poster's wish
    2. You must post your own wish to be corrupted.

    I shall begin.

    I wish for a pony.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Why not? EthanYQX's Avatar
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    You get Jon's previous My Little Pony avatar.

    Like that?
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    I wish Crankshaft posted a wish for me to corrupt!

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    Why not? EthanYQX's Avatar
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    Ok, ok. I wish for...A job. Too easy, I know
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrankshaftYQX View Post
    You get Jon's previous My Little Pony avatar.

    Like that?
    yeah, no
    not like that.
    more like:

    "you get your pony, only your parents went broke buying it for you. You are now a heartless criminal stealing to support your family. On one of your heists, the cops come and bust you and now you are in jail away from it all soon to be executed.

    I wish for a sweet computer"

    Like that. I can't wait to see the great stories that will show up.

    so. since I corrupted my own wish, I shall post another wish.

    I wish for a road flare.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    NO. YOU CAN'T JUST WISH!!!. YOU MUST CORRUPT THE PREVIOUS POSTER'S WISH. THEN YOU CAN WISH.

    ahem.

    Again, I wish for a road flare

    corrupt it.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Fine, you're a road flare. After I ignite you I wish for Shadiyah.
    Me, her, naked, sweaty. Heck I'd mess that one up without any help at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by late View Post
    Fine, you're a road flare. After I ignite you I wish for Shadiyah.
    Me, her, naked, sweaty. Heck I'd mess that one up without any help at all.
    YES!!!. except you forgot to wish for something.

    Since you forget to wish, I shall assume that you wished for nothing.

    Very well:

    You get your nothingness. You have nothing. No home, no wife, no sex, no kids, no air, NOTHING!. You cannot see anything because there is no light. You cannot breath because there is no air. You cannot walk because there is no ground. You are forever stuck in the eternalness of NOTHINGNESS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH


    I wish for ammunition of all sizes and varieties.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Senior Member late's Avatar
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    You get the Camaro, but it doesn't handle well at speed. At 120 mph you decide to park under a semi.

    That is going the other way....

    My wish remains the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    YES!!!. except you forgot to wish for something.

    Since you forget to wish, I shall assume that you wished for nothing.

    Very well:

    You get your nothingness. You have nothing. No home, no wife, no sex, no kids, no air, NOTHING!. You cannot see anything because there is no light. You cannot breath because there is no air. You cannot walk because there is no ground. You are forever stuck in the eternalness of NOTHINGNESS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH


    I wish for ammunition of all sizes and varieties.
    Am I getting this wrong? I wished for Shadiyah.

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    You get Shadiyah, but she turns out to be a 600-lb jailbird guy named Molly. Don't drop the soap.

    I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Quote Originally Posted by late View Post
    You get the Camaro, but it doesn't handle well at speed. At 120 mph you decide to park under a semi.

    That is going the other way....

    My wish remains the same.
    Ok.

    You get your nothing. BUT WAIT! you are already in nothing. So now you descend even deeper into nothingness. So now, you are in the nothingness of nothingness. You contemplate for a while in this state and then realize that you should read what the people wished for closely because you do not want to upset the Corruption Gods.


    I wish for a muffin.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Tuns him into a sour cream and dill pickle muffin.

    Wishes he had some beer to drink.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by late View Post
    Am I getting this wrong? I wished for Shadiyah.
    sorry. It is very helpful to post what you wish for at the END of your post.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    You have beer. LIGHT BEER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I still wanna be an Oscar Meyer Weiner
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    You become a wiener- in Oprah's fridge!

    I wish this game was easier.
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    Won't you pour me a cuban breeze, Gretchen?

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    Turns G-Whacker into a $5.00 ho.

    Wishes for something other than light beer.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Whacker View Post
    You become a wiener- in Oprah's fridge!

    I wish this game was easier.
    You get a great revelation from the heathen gods on how to play the corrupt a wish game. Unfortunately, this revelation also comes with the answer to why humans must kill each other. You go crazy and jump off a bridge because no matter what you do, people will not listen to this valuable information that you have.

    I wish for pretzels.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    You become a Pretzel that is about to be digested in Jon's body.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    Whats your wish?

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Poor Hickey. This thread game is trashed already..

    Pretzels.......You became a pretzel that is digested in Jon's body only to become a waft of funkiness that permeates the air. The people around him gag for air and he unselfishly gives them CPR which in turn finishes them off to his disappointment. Dang your wish was evil.

    I wish my best friend can come visit me in Cali and stay the rest of his life here.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Wish granted... You are co-joined twins.

    I wish my wish doesn't get corupted

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    Siu, I can't bear end your best friend's life prematurely, but you will have to move to Alabama the week after he moves to California.

    <editing to corrupt Stacey's wish>

    Well Stacey, with wishes, spelling is critical. You get a free toaster oven when you open that new bank account as consolation.

    I wish I could get in an enjoyable 50 mile ride on my bike tomorrow in good weather and light traffic on smooth roads, with no mechanical problems.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Buddy, if I were you I'd invest in a company called UNeedASpoke - because you are going to buy many. You are going to get soooo good at replacing spokes that people are going to start bringing their bikes to you. You will have spokes duct taped to your top tube, zip tied to your forearms - anywhere you can put a spoke <ahem> you will.

    And you will use them.

    Of course this spoke problem of yours may impact your ride sooo, you better figure on strapping on some lights because you'll most likely be putting in a good 16 hr day for your 50 miles - that is if you don't run out of spokes first.




    I wish for the new hangover to go away.
    Last edited by Tude; 10-19-07 at 07:27 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    sorry. It is very helpful to post what you wish for at the END of your post.
    Or for you to READ the post. Just sayin'
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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