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    Mr. Maximan1 maximan1's Avatar
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    Haha

    About an hour ago, I was chattin with my girl, and I said "BRB'' and she said ''k'' and when I came back she asked me where I had been, I said I was doing laundry (I was) so she asked if I did my own laundry and I said yes. She asked me if I cooked and I said no, not really, and she said if you learn, I'll marry you.

    She makes me laugh sometimes

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    LOL, not a bad deal, is she sshhwweeeet and seksay?

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    Watch out Maxi. She's a user.












    Just kidding....
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    look out- MAx. If you are a giver and she's a taker, she'll suck you dry in the end- not in the good way.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    I do laundry, dishes, i cook...what the ****

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    My friends and I have our own set of questions that are quite similar ...

    Do you ride a bicycle?

    Do you Clean?


    Do you Cook?



    You're "hired".

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    Looking for wife who likes to clean and cook and has a boat and motor. Send pictures of boat and motor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Watch out Maxi. She's a user.












    Just kidding....
    +1 (except I'm NOT "just kidding").
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    I agree with all of you.
    I wanna be a working man, not a housewife.
    But she is "sshhwweeeet and seksay"

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    there are lots of schweet and sexay honeys out there. The key is finding the one that won't give you grey hairs from stressing you out all the time...that's supposed to be the kid's job
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    useless without pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1 View Post
    About an hour ago, I was chattin with my girl, and I said "BRB'' and she said ''k'' and when I came back she asked me where I had been, I said I was doing laundry (I was) so she asked if I did my own laundry and I said yes. She asked me if I cooked and I said no, not really, and she said if you learn, I'll marry you.

    She makes me laugh sometimes
    I you learn how to cook I'll marry you

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    You a guy or a girl?
    Either one, no.

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    He's not old enough yet to legally marry anyone.
    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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    Evdnce plz.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb View Post
    He's not old enough yet to legally marry anyone.
    I can move to Arkansas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    My friends and I have our own set of questions that are quite similar ...

    Do you ride a bicycle?

    Do you Clean?


    Do you Cook?



    You're "hired".
    Where do I apply?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    Evdnce plz.
    English please.
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
    I do laundry, dishes, i cook...what the ****
    Look where it's gotten you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    Look where it's gotten you.
    Funny person

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