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    Dog is my co-pilot 2manybikes's Avatar
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    Don't do this...

    Don't throw the ball too far if your dog is fastened to your belt with a retractable leash. Especially if you are not looking when the dog reaches the end of the leash at 25 mph, and you are taking a step and one foot is off the ground at that instant.

    Don't lean your favorite 16 lb bike against a railing on a big bridge on a very windy day.

    Don't try to walk in a low ceiling basement with overhead pipes while wearing a hat with a visor. You can't see the pipes.

    Don't let your friend keep his motorcycle in your garage and his truck in the driveway when he goes to interbike, if you know he leaves stuff all over the place and never takes it back, but you want to be nice to him. Even if he does own a bike shop you can see from your house.

    Don't go outside with the dog in the nice weather every time you let him out, no matter how much you like it, unless you want to go out in the winter too.

    Don't be too nice to all the wierdos. Don't let them know where your house is.

    Don't send a cashiers check to a stranger for an ebay purchase.

    Don't waste money on a brand new car, it's a huge waste of money.

    Don't always buy the cheapest of everything. Sometimes that ends up costing more.

    What else?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Don't try to push on a door marked 'Pull' while walking at cruising speed.

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    If your cats curl up in your lap try not to move 'cause the nails will come out

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    Don't trust a dentist with blood in his hair.

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    Don't drop your contact lens in Listerine. Damn this burns.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Do not use turpentine in the tub to remove paint from your body. (I know this as fact!)

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    Don't take any notice of what you read on BF
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    Don't listen to Jon when he says all the bolts are tight, and the brakes would work.

    When something dumb happens to you and you really can't believe it, don't try to re-demonstrate it to yourself or your friends.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Never trust a junkie.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    Don't assume the cyclist will signal or stop.
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Never take a knife to a *** fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Do not turn your back on X136
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Don't trust a dentist with blood in his hair.
    I'm permanently scarred after reading this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Don't trust a dentist with blood in his hair.
    even if he offers to cut down a tree?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Do not sneeze during laser polyp removal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Do not sneeze during laser polyp removal.
    If it's being done by the dentist with blood in his hair.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Don't try to push on a door marked 'Pull' while walking at cruising speed.
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    Um, so if the title of the thread is 'don't do this', and then every post is 'don't do this' aren't you all creating double negatives? So we should do things like trust a junkie?
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    sure, go ahead and trust me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    don't tug on superman's cape
    don't spit into the wind
    don't pull the mask of the ole lone ranger
    don't mess around with jim.....
    sigless at the moment....

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    Don't use Heat Sports Creams around the groin area.


    I'm speaking from a male perspective.
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Never use a straight pin to separate your lashes after you put mascara on. (My friend did this).
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by root11 View Post
    don't tug on superman's cape
    don't spit into the wind
    don't pull the mask of the ole lone ranger
    don't mess around with jim.....

    i was just thinking the same thing
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    Don't leave your sunroof open when going through a car wash..
    Don't go camping in the rain.

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    Don't ask directions from a cop with a joint stuck behind your ear.
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    Don't pick your nose and wipe the snot ball under the car seat.....EVERYBODY does that

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