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    Happy birthday, you red-haired fatty!

    Hey, it's my dog. He's two today, and really overweight. We think he's eating apples that fall from the neighbor's tree. But he's a sweet puppy, and slightly smarter than a rock.


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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    That ain't no dog. That's a hairy sausage with eyes.

    Happy Birthday to you, Puppy!! (It would be cool if I knew his name)
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    Senior Member Brian's Avatar
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    Chopper. As in Mark "Chopper" Read, an infamous Aussie. His middle name is Bear, but lately my wife has been calling him Fatty Apples.

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    Laser Dog is not pleased to be called Fatty Apples.
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    He's looking very dapper and smug in that photo. My cat needs to lose some weight and I've had her on a diet. Oh my, that bike ride to and from the vet today with 13 pounds of feline strapped to my chest...

    If he's that young, have you gotten his thyroid tested? It's a common problem in non-mutts.
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    Senior Member Brian's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Laser Dog is not pleased to be called Fatty Apples.
    Do take note of the small puppy holes in the $2800 sofa he's relaxing on. He caused over $1000 in damages to the house the week we got him. Fatty Apples is one of the nicer names he's been called. And I'm sure that in a day or two, I will post a picture of the 3 dogs sitting at the table, eating Frosty Paws.

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    Cute dog. I like dogs with less hair than me.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    My dog has not eaten furniture yet. Toys, stuffed animals, my sleeping bag, a comforter, power cords, sprinkler heads, yes. Furniture, no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I had a dog that got into a neighbors ........uh....... hemp plants once and became quite hungry for the roasted chickens I had just pulled from the frig. She seem a lot less stressed for the next several hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaxgtr View Post
    I had a dog that got into a neighbors ........uh....... hemp plants once and became quite hungry for the roasted chickens I had just pulled from the frig. She seem a lot less stressed for the next several hours.
    Lucky dog. I bet she doesn't get tested.

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    No she just wonder around looking all lost and then found a corner to lie down in and sleep it off. I just remember her drinking lots and lots of water the next couple of days. Told my wife she was probably hording it for the bong she had hidden in her bed.
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    don't misunderestimate me BoSoxYacht's Avatar
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    I had to lock up my stash, to keep my dog from eating mine. Then he'd give me the sh***est look when I wouldn't share my bong hit. There's nothing worse than a pothead dog.

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    What about that dog on television that judges you? I don't like that dog. Plus it talks, and that animation always creeps me out.

    So, does your dog drag its gut on the ground yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Hey, it's my dog. He's two today, and really overweight. We think he's eating apples that fall from the neighbor's tree. But he's a sweet puppy, and slightly smarter than a rock.

    You lucky.
    My dogs not smarter than a rock.

    Happy birfday dawg

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoSoxYacht View Post
    I had to lock up my stash, to keep my dog from eating mine. Then he'd give me the sh***est look when I wouldn't share my bong hit. There's nothing worse than a pothead dog.
    Well, the dog in my avatar has been with us since we lived in Australia. That's all I'm saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    That ain't no dog. That's a hairy sausage with eyes.

    Happy Birthday to you, Puppy!! (It would be cool if I knew his name)
    exactly what i was thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoSoxYacht View Post
    I had to lock up my stash, to keep my dog from eating mine. Then he'd give me the sh***est look when I wouldn't share my bong hit. There's nothing worse than a pothead dog.
    Obviously you've never heard of hash or coke baseball

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    Nice Pup !!

    Our stray space Kat is a plumper, but I cant see depriving her of
    one of her main joys....she stays indoors, has some serious feline
    hang-ups...I dont want to add to her many woes by depriving her of
    one of the things she does like....being abl to nibble dry food throughout the day.

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