I was talking to one of my sweet relatives on the phone today and I was asked again if I was ever going to "come out of the closet" or find a husband ("...for god sake, it's about damn time!") - also, how long was I going to keep living in Los Angeles where men favor women in their twenties.
So, it got me to thinking. I'm from Tennessee originally, and unless I want a divorced Bubba, at my advanced, old, old, spinster age of 37, where the heck can I find that prerequisite for a normal, God fearing, good life known as a "husband." Hmmmm?
I've heard that I would have "ten men to every woman" in Alaska, but really, does one ride a bike there? The weather is very drastic! So, anyone else have any suggestions on where I can move, even temporarily, so that I can snag that "Mr. Right" or whatever he wants to call himself. I have nice breath and, if intoxicated, am pretty amenable to most suggestions. I also have all my teeth. I do not want to bear babies, but I am not against kids as long as they can be locked in the pantry when I need alone time. I think I'm a major catch.
Suggestions anyone? And don't tell me to come out of the closet. I've considered that and find the closet more to my liking.