Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 1 of 11 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 256
  1. #1
    no more nellie
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    17,369
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Best State to Find a Husband?

    I was talking to one of my sweet relatives on the phone today and I was asked again if I was ever going to "come out of the closet" or find a husband ("...for god sake, it's about damn time!") - also, how long was I going to keep living in Los Angeles where men favor women in their twenties.

    So, it got me to thinking. I'm from Tennessee originally, and unless I want a divorced Bubba, at my advanced, old, old, spinster age of 37, where the heck can I find that prerequisite for a normal, God fearing, good life known as a "husband." Hmmmm?

    I've heard that I would have "ten men to every woman" in Alaska, but really, does one ride a bike there? The weather is very drastic! So, anyone else have any suggestions on where I can move, even temporarily, so that I can snag that "Mr. Right" or whatever he wants to call himself. I have nice breath and, if intoxicated, am pretty amenable to most suggestions. I also have all my teeth. I do not want to bear babies, but I am not against kids as long as they can be locked in the pantry when I need alone time. I think I'm a major catch.

    Suggestions anyone? And don't tell me to come out of the closet. I've considered that and find the closet more to my liking.

  2. #2
    Senior Member DannoXYZ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Saratoga, CA
    Posts
    11,495
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Hmmm, I think it's closer to 100 guys to every woman in Alaska. Your chances are best there I'd think . Philadelphia was just voted as having the ugliest people....

  3. #3
    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
    My Bikes
    Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
    Posts
    3,928
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I think there is a problem that you feel you aren't complete without a man. Who cares what the family says? I think there were "rumors" about me like that with my family too. I'm also 37, single and don't want kids and love to ride bikes.

    Hey wait.....ever been to Washington?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

  4. #4
    Banned.
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Home alone
    My Bikes
    Trek 4300 X 2. Trek 1000, Trek 6000
    Posts
    6,021
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Are you looking for a keeper or someone old who is about to croak?

  5. #5
    (((Fully Awake))) Serendipper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper
    My Bikes
    Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!
    Posts
    5,598
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Suggestions anyone?


    Sit on my lap and make a wish, sweetie...X-Mas is coming!

  6. #6
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Posts
    620
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    ..... I also have all my teeth. .....
    Over qualified for Arkansas. (It's a JOKE!)



    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    ..... I am not against kids as long as they can be locked in the pantry when I need alone time.
    That's what I'm talkin' about!

  7. #7
    Up on the Down Side CyLowe97's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Chicago(ish)
    Posts
    6,327
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The best state to find a husband?

    Inebriated.

  8. #8
    Why not? EthanYQX's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Canada
    My Bikes
    Giant STP 2
    Posts
    845
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Newfoundland!
    "It is not the critic who counts."

  9. #9
    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
    My Bikes
    Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
    Posts
    3,928
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97 View Post
    The best state to find a husband?

    Inebriated.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

  10. #10
    On the big ring deanp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Lenexa, Ks
    My Bikes
    Trek 1100, Litespeed Catalyst
    Posts
    848
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Texas

  11. #11
    no more nellie
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    17,369
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I think there is a problem that you feel you aren't complete without a man. Who cares what the family says? I think there were "rumors" about me like that with my family too. I'm also 37, single and don't want kids and love to ride bikes.

    Hey wait.....ever been to Washington?
    Why no, I haven't. Do you still have all your teeth?...um...I mean, is it a good time of year to visit Washington.

  12. #12
    Boosted Mr2 henria86's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    NYC
    My Bikes
    Klein's Merlin's
    Posts
    232
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    New York City..
    Great places to see an eat
    plus the Random nights rides...

  13. #13
    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
    My Bikes
    Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
    Posts
    3,928
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Why no, I haven't. Do you still have all your teeth?...um...I mean, is it a good time of year to visit Washington.
    Every one.....front top one is a bit crooked though. I just don't want ya to say I was false advertising.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

  14. #14
    no more nellie
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    17,369
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    Are you looking for a keeper or someone old who is about to croak?
    Still virile without needing a little blue pill? - keeper
    Needs the little blue pill and is majorly loaded? - about to croak

    But I'm not superficial or anything.

  15. #15
    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
    My Bikes
    Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
    Posts
    3,928
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Beautiful waterfalls, great trails and mountains and of course, Seattle. It's a great place. <batting eyelashes>
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

  16. #16
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    328
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    that whole marriage thing is so yesterday. Keep your state of freedom

  17. #17
    no more nellie
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    17,369
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Sit on my lap and make a wish, sweetie...X-Mas is coming!
    Darling, I don't know where the state of "Caves of Dreams and Wonders" is.

  18. #18
    no more nellie
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    17,369
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97 View Post
    The best state to find a husband?

    Inebriated.
    I've had lots of proposals while inebriated but none of them were for marriage.

  19. #19
    (((Fully Awake))) Serendipper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper
    My Bikes
    Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!
    Posts
    5,598
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Darling, I don't know where the state of "Caves of Dreams and Wonders" is.
    Once you get to inebriated, take a hard left at "omg wtf?". You're almost there....

  20. #20
    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
    My Bikes
    Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
    Posts
    3,928
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Once you get to inebriated, take a hard left at "omg wtf?". You're almost there....
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

  21. #21
    no more nellie
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    17,369
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by boyze View Post
    that whole marriage thing is so yesterday. Keep your state of freedom
    I do hope all you FOO boys know this thread is completely tongue and cheek. The relative did say that (only not so bluntly), but she loves me. I'm from the south and marriage is what southerners do.

    But I like being single and able to hop on and ride any...um...bike of my choosing.

  22. #22
    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
    My Bikes
    Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
    Posts
    3,928
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    I do hope all you FOO boys know this thread is completely tongue and cheek. The relative did say that (only not so bluntly), but she loves me. I'm from the south and marriage is what southerners do.

    But I like being single and able to hop on and ride any...um...bike of my choosing.
    Who's cheek? That's all I'm asking....who's cheek?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

  23. #23
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,082
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    Single seems like the best state. Utah if you do not care about that.
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  24. #24
    no more nellie
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    17,369
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    +1

    Although, I've been to "omg, wtf" before and I'd really rather not even go past it.

  25. #25
    no more nellie
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    17,369
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Who's cheek? That's all I'm asking....who's cheek?


    Okay, you got a good sense of humor and are wearing on me. We can overlook the snaggle tooth thing.

Page 1 of 11 123 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •