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Old 11-06-07, 07:38 PM   #1
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WHO GOT SPANKED as a child?

So fess up, who here was spanked as a child and what did it really do for ya.

I remember doing something wrong (can't remember what) and thinking on the way home that I was in for it.

I was a snot nosed brat at 8 years old and got to thinking about the beating that was to come down and figured I would teach my mom a lesson.

I picked up a bunch of rocks and filled my back pockets with them, then I untucked my shirt to cover the rocks.

Sure enough when she got home and I was found out, the spanking was a comin and I was prepared. I bent over just waiting for the ensuing fun and she hit me one time and hurt her hand.

She made me leave the rocks in my pockets while she grabbed a pick of stove wood and commenced to spank me with that. She drove those rocks into my young butt and made me leave them there for the rest of the night.

Talk about having trouble sitting down.

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Old 11-06-07, 07:43 PM   #2
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i cut the leather belt into 1 inch pieces
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Old 11-06-07, 07:43 PM   #3
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Got caught lighting matches and throwing them in a waste basket when I was 3 1/2 or 4. I still remember how pissed/freaked my mom was. I remember getting a bare ass spanking that went on forever.
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Old 11-06-07, 07:44 PM   #4
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Yep I got spankin too, hmmm to many things that my siblings and I did that got us into trouble.
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I got spanked (With the Spankin' Spoon™) a few times. I was a pretty well-behaved kid, for the most part, though.

It sucks that people think discipline is child abuse nowadays.
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Old 11-06-07, 07:47 PM   #6
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My dad whittled a paddle in front of us when we were kids. After that, he never had to use it....
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Old 11-06-07, 07:48 PM   #7
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I got spanked (With the Spankin' Spoon™) a few times. I was a pretty well-behaved kid, for the most part, though.

It sucks that people think discipline is child abuse nowadays.
Same the wooden kitchen spoon.
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Old 11-06-07, 07:52 PM   #8
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I got spanked (With the Spankin' Spoon™) a few times. I was a pretty well-behaved kid, for the most part, though.

It sucks that people think discipline is child abuse nowadays.
Dang, My Mom must have known yours! She used "The Wooden Spoon" as well!
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Old 11-06-07, 07:56 PM   #9
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Same the wooden kitchen spoon.
Ah yes, the disciplinarian's choice of delivery. I got the wooden spoon once. Spanking the old fashioned way was the usual.
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Old 11-06-07, 07:57 PM   #10
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Grandmom was a southern school teacher - she had a narrow paddle just for wacking kids. Heat for the seat she called it. I used to like breaking bottles; she seemed to like paddling me. I guess it all worked out.

I spanked my son precisely once for repeatedly hitting another child. I felt really bad doing it, but I have to say, I never had to raise my hand to him again. So I'm not a big fan of spanking, but I wouldn't say it was child abuse each and every time it occurs.
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Old 11-06-07, 07:59 PM   #11
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My dad spanked with the belt. He would snap it before for quite a while to make it "pop" loudly. That snap before the spanking was the worst.....just anticipating what was coming.

Yes....it did good for me. I was much less likely to do something bad (that I thought I'd get caught for) knowing that belt would be coming.

Best was a spanking I got in school in 5th grade after getting into a fight with another kid in the cafeteria at breakfast time. I had just got my first wallet (a vinyl Spiderman wallet) and I packed my homework and everything I could into it to make it look fat. I got spanked by an unobservant administrator right on that fat wallet and didn't feel a thing. Me and the guy go back to class.....me giggling, him crying like a baby.

Worst though was one day when me and my buddy were caught skipping class in 8th grade by the asst. principal. He took us to the dean's office. Dean Gonzales (we called him Gonzo) was an amateur body builder and had arms about as big as Hulk Hogan's. I just happened to be wearing thin jogging pants and was commando that day. He had a big wood paddle that had holes cut in it for the aerodynamic affect. Man of man did that sting for quite a while.
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Old 11-06-07, 08:02 PM   #12
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Belted.

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Old 11-06-07, 08:07 PM   #13
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My parents used to beat me with the wooden spoon, till it broke.

Then those ****ers moved onto the belt.
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Old 11-06-07, 08:15 PM   #14
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i got the belt often...i deserved it every time, too.

it wasn't long before it didn't hurt anymore.
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Old 11-06-07, 08:15 PM   #15
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Mine being good Republicans used waterboarding
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Old 11-06-07, 08:21 PM   #16
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It sucks that people think discipline is child abuse nowadays.
What's worse are the ones who don't know the difference. My parents didn't and I've the physical scars to remind me.

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Old 11-06-07, 08:43 PM   #17
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I got the spoon so much there's still a wood grain imprint in my arse!
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My father was a drunk, so I got the belt often and hard.
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I live in the South, what do you think?
I can't really say what it did for me, but it's hard to say whether I'd use corporal punishment with kids. It's mostly due to psychology studies I've read rather than experience.
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I always like this one...."it's going to hurt me a lot more than it is going to hurt you."

Talk about a bunch of BS.
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Yes I did. Anywhere from the spoon to the belt. It taught me there were reprocusions for my actions. I knew that if I continued with what I was doing there was going to be a less then desirable end result. I can say with a certain amount of confidence that if it weren't for those whoopin's I would be in a much worst place.
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I always like this one...."it's going to hurt me a lot more than it is going to hurt you."

Talk about a bunch of BS.
Here's another one . . ."You want something to cry about!!!!"

Beatings have everything to do with venting one's anger and frustration and nothing to do with discipline.
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I got spanked maybe 4 times i as a kid and I deserved it every time.

I'm 34 and mentally okay. Although I still need spanking and it gets expensive.









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Here's another one . . ."You want something to cry about!!!!"

Beatings have everything to do with venting one's anger and frustration and nothing to do with discipline.

Oh, that's the worst. Obviously I HAVE something to cry about or i wouldn't be crying.
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If I made it through the day with just a spanking...it was a good day.
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