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I grew something red and furry ...
and I swear it was moving ... even had some interesting 3D "sculptures" emerging from the middle that resembled flowers.
It's name was ... oatmeal.
It was spawned last Friday, and emerged today as HORROR from Tude's Overhead File of Shame!!!
Good grief - I've never seen anything take on a life of it's own as this abomination!
Disposed of it in the kitchen trash - but HORROR - it quickly fumigated the whole kitchen with a rather unusual, pungent aroma, one that I could not mask ...
So I did the next best thing. Took my bowl to soak it at my desk ---- and ran.
Some people walked up the hallway with odd looks on their faces --- and pretty soon the building "haz-mat" cleaning services showed up with their rumbley carts and cleaning supplies and disposed of the HORROR.
Moral: Leftover oatmeal should be refrigerated ...