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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Headlines From The Year: 2029

    HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.


    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.


    Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.


    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).


    Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


    France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.


    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


    85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the key to weight loss.


    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.


    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.


    Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.


    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.


    Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.


    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.


    Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    More like....

    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    More like....

    Wrong generation!
    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

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    Afghanistan isn't part of the Middle East
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseysbest View Post
    Wrong generation!
    I'm kind of in the middle I guess....I know both decently well.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Greenland opens new five star beachfront resort.
    One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Teh Cypress smiles for the first time.

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    GM has introduced the new eight-wheel-drive twin-turbo V16 Hummer H9. (Note: Truck bed is purely decorational.)

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    x136 denied parole; PETA and the Zucchini Farmers Union celebrate yet again.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    OJ arrested again. Maybe the 10th time is the charm for a lasting conviction.

    Britney loses custody of her grandkids. And flashes her vi-jay-jay again. With greying pubes.

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    jsharr passes out the millionth bass. Bikeforums turns up nose in disgust.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Now 100% Mullet Free! Ironic Mullet's Avatar
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    George Z. Bush will officially call insects terrorists if elected in 2036.

    China: No more lead paint in our products, we ran out of lead.

    Water vapor from Hydrogen powered cars behind fog alert in L.A.

    NASA: Mars rovers still working. May discover water any day now.

    Bottled water hits record high of $198.6. May hit $200 by weeks end. Emergency reserves still safe says Whitehouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeuser View Post
    NASA: Mars rovers still working. May discover water any day now.
    Good one.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    Teh Cypress smiles for the first time.
    Unlikely.
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    Osama Bin Laden is discovered Running a pawn shop in New Jersey.



    "Pinky" and "The Brain" finally do achieve world domination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes View Post
    Osama Bin Laden is discovered Running a pawn shop in New Jersey.



    3 blocks down from the nudie bar run by the Bush Twins.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the key to weight loss.
    roflcopter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post



    3 blocks down from the nudie bar run by the Bush Twins.



    That happens to be in the same building as the Dick Cheney memorial shooting range.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes View Post


    That happens to be in the same building as the Dick Cheney memorial shooting range.
    The grand opening picture that hangs on the wall.

    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    president jenna bush throws up on japanese prime minister....
    You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.

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    President Bailey wins with "bone in every bowl" campaign, cats outlawed, bombing begins tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    so the country really is going to the dogs!!!!!

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    The Mars Bicyclers surrenders to the BF Coalition of Earth after 5 year war and 70 million dead.
    question everything.

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