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    Cripes

    is there anybody on Voyager that Janeway HASN'T had inside of her?
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    I can't beleive you watch that show.
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    why no option for WTH is Janeway?

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    It's not good sci-fi without hot hussies in outer space. Have you ever seen what boobs can do in 0 gravity?
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    poll is invalid as it is not multiple choice and does not mention pie/quail/beef jerfy/42
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    poll is invalid as it is not multiple choice and does not mention pie/quail/beef jerfy/42
    Add plz.
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    7 of 9

    Of course, I havent seen all the shows. Maybe she has been there with some kinda Borg attachment thingie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    beef jerfy
    what is word?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad's Colnago View Post
    what is word?
    don't you mean "what AM word?" sheeshhh
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad's Colnago View Post
    what is word?
    Belt.
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    If "hussie" is Bozemanese for "librarian", then yes.


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    I watched that show only slightly....but who the heck would sleep with that ugly butch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLIMP View Post
    It's not good sci-fi without hot hussies in outer space. Have you ever seen what boobs can do in 0 gravity?
    need peeektures....
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    I'm sure Kirk never banged any hot alien chicks. Picard probably got his fair share, too.

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    Who?
    Reacting is mind candy; it requires no thought. Thinking is tedious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    .but who the heck would sleep with that ugly butch.
    The entire crew. Plus some extraterrestrial on the side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    The entire crew. Plus some extraterrestrial on the side.
    Who in their right mind would choose her over Bellana....or Kes, or 7of9 for Chrissakes? Hellooooo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Who in their right mind would choose her over Bellana....or Kes, or 7of9 for Chrissakes? Hellooooo?
    Most of the crew are into power, apparently.

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    7of9 scares my crotch.

    Tores has that weird head thing.

    Kes... Well, she's psychic. If she could read my thoughts, I'm pretty sure sex would be out of the question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    7of9 scares my crotch.

    Tores has that weird head thing.

    Kes... Well, she's psychic. If she could read my thoughts, I'm pretty sure sex would be out of the question.
    OK, I can buy your reasons for 7of9 and Kes. But forget the head...I'd still give Bellana the 'whatfor'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    7of9 scares my crotch.

    Tores has that weird head thing.

    Kes... Well, she's psychic. If she could read my thoughts, I'm pretty sure sex would be out of the question.
    Sedative, bag over the head, rohypnol.

    Come on, use your imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post

    Kes... Well, she's psychic. If she could read my thoughts, I'm pretty sure sex would be out of the question.
    Tin foil skull cap. It works for me to keep the NSA out of my head.

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    I hear Klingon women are "difficult" in the shuffle.
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    If you, uh, go before she does, I think she has to kill you. For honor, or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    If you, uh, go before she does, I think she has to kill you. For honor, or something.
    That is ridiculous.





    I never go before a lady.
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