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Old 11-09-07, 12:03 PM   #1
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Let the Jon slapping begin...

He just asked if I was going through menopause!!

WTH???
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Old 11-09-07, 12:12 PM   #2
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Ill come out there and p*mp slap him for you
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Old 11-09-07, 12:13 PM   #3
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Wow, Jon really said that to you?

<slaps Jon across the head> What were you thinking!?
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Ya want bro to come down there and take care of your "little" problem?
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Jon, Jon, Jon. <shakes head slowly>
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Old 11-09-07, 12:18 PM   #6
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I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.
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Old 11-09-07, 12:18 PM   #7
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ask him if he's hit puberty yet.
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Old 11-09-07, 12:19 PM   #8
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i respect my hands too much to comply
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Old 11-09-07, 12:20 PM   #9
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oo this is fun <swat> when do I stop? <swat> I rather like this <swat> ...
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ask him if he's hit puberty yet.
What do you think?

Would anybody old enough to have gone through puberty be stupid enough to say that to a woman? ESPECIALLY a woman who is practically NINJA TRAINED??!!?!?!??
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Old 11-09-07, 12:25 PM   #11
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<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
Just let me know when to stop!
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
anybondy?
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
this is getting tiring ya know!
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
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Just let me know when to stop!
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anybondy?
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
this is getting tiring ya know!
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Jeebus man! Don't want you PO'd at me!!!
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I would, but I don't like to hit women.
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Old 11-09-07, 12:30 PM   #16
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Old 11-09-07, 12:32 PM   #17
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I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.
Here ya go. Proof.

jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:01:55 AM): you aren't going through your period still are you?
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:01 AM): or is that too personal?
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:02:02 AM): what?
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:02:06 AM): excuuuse me?
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:12 AM): ok that's too personal
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:13 AM): nevermind then
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:02:23 AM): no, I'm not menopausal, gees
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:40 AM): it never ends menopause is just a continuatino of pms
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:42 AM): cept it's daily
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:03:00 AM): brenda get's uber emo 2 weeks before her period. That doesn't happen to you?
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:03:56 AM): NO
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:04:01 AM): bastid
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:04:10 AM): are you sure it's not happening right now?
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:04:17 AM): bastid
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Old 11-09-07, 12:34 PM   #18
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Perhaps Pheard is confused is all - I mean here he is with his pink complex and yet I assume isn't having a period. Perhaps he feels his explanation is menopause for himself and if he is young enough, it could happen to anyone, right?

Though the above might get him out of being slapped silly - it just doesn't seem to be worth it. Pheard, stand up and take your slapping like a man... PLEASE!
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Old 11-09-07, 12:34 PM   #19
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I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.
Siu, I got your back!! I don't go through the mood changes either.
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Old 11-09-07, 12:39 PM   #21
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Well...she did say "Let the Slapping begin" and last time I checked, slapping was plural in this usage.
So...I was just obliging the lady...and it is pheard after all.
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Gahh...he needs ***** slapped
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Well...she did say "Let the Slapping begin" and last time I checked, slapping was plural in this usage.
So...I was just obliging the lady...and it is pheard after all.
Doood you were ampi-dextrus in that attack --- loooked like a flying windmill! Blotted out the sky for a time!
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I guess this wouldn't be the spot to interject the joke about how they call it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken would it?

I didn't think so.
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