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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Let the Jon slapping begin...

    He just asked if I was going through menopause!!

    WTH???
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    Ill come out there and p*mp slap him for you

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    Wow, Jon really said that to you?

    <slaps Jon across the head> What were you thinking!?
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    Ya want bro to come down there and take care of your "little" problem?
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    Jon, Jon, Jon. <shakes head slowly>
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    I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.

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    ask him if he's hit puberty yet.
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    oo this is fun <swat> when do I stop? <swat> I rather like this <swat> ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    ask him if he's hit puberty yet.
    What do you think?

    Would anybody old enough to have gone through puberty be stupid enough to say that to a woman? ESPECIALLY a woman who is practically NINJA TRAINED??!!?!?!??
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    <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
    Just let me know when to stop!
    <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
    anybondy?
    <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
    this is getting tiring ya know!
    <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
    Just let me know when to stop!
    <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
    anybondy?
    <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
    this is getting tiring ya know!
    <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
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    I would, but I don't like to hit women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Jeebus man! Don't want you PO'd at me!!!
    Why were YOU PO'd at ME yesterday?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom View Post
    I would, but I don't like to hit women.
    Oh snap!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom View Post
    I would, but I don't like to hit women.











    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post


    I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.
    Here ya go. Proof.

    jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:01:55 AM): you aren't going through your period still are you?
    jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:01 AM): or is that too personal?
    siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:02:02 AM): what?
    siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:02:06 AM): excuuuse me?
    jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:12 AM): ok that's too personal
    jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:13 AM): nevermind then
    siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:02:23 AM): no, I'm not menopausal, gees
    jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:40 AM): it never ends menopause is just a continuatino of pms
    jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:42 AM): cept it's daily
    jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:03:00 AM): brenda get's uber emo 2 weeks before her period. That doesn't happen to you?
    siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:03:56 AM): NO
    siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:04:01 AM): bastid
    jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:04:10 AM): are you sure it's not happening right now?
    siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:04:17 AM): bastid
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Perhaps Pheard is confused is all - I mean here he is with his pink complex and yet I assume isn't having a period. Perhaps he feels his explanation is menopause for himself and if he is young enough, it could happen to anyone, right?

    Though the above might get him out of being slapped silly - it just doesn't seem to be worth it. Pheard, stand up and take your slapping like a man... PLEASE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.
    Siu, I got your back!! I don't go through the mood changes either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Why were YOU PO'd at ME yesterday?
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    not me ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    ?

    not me ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Jeebus man! Don't want you PO'd at me!!!
    Well...she did say "Let the Slapping begin" and last time I checked, slapping was plural in this usage.
    So...I was just obliging the lady...and it is pheard after all.

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    Gahh...he needs ***** slapped

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Well...she did say "Let the Slapping begin" and last time I checked, slapping was plural in this usage.
    So...I was just obliging the lady...and it is pheard after all.
    Doood you were ampi-dextrus in that attack --- loooked like a flying windmill! Blotted out the sky for a time!

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    I guess this wouldn't be the spot to interject the joke about how they call it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken would it?

    I didn't think so.
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