I love my Trike.
It gets driven safely. It runs cleaner than a lot of cars. It's big, yes, but that space is nessecary. It's three wheel drive. It's not a Hummer, but the Barbie Doll trike with pink streamers was considered. It's 150W powered. When it pulls in the driveway covered in mud with water dripping from the wheelwells, I hose it off and go out to dinner in a nice-looking, comfortable vehicle. Its got mad baskets. What the hell kinda bike is that useful?