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    Lets have a war...

    Global warming has underlying factors that need to be addressed.

    These are overpopulation and rampant consumerism.

    To knock these on the head we need to be having more wars. It kills off a few and leaves the rest happier to be alive, not taking things for granted. Remember how happy everyone was during the old days? Well, ask any elderly person, things were better then and they had World Wars 1 and 2. Do the math.

    What country are YOU going to invade and why?

    I'm officially declaring war on Spain. Smug Spaniards with their nice climate and great food!! I'm gonna getchya!!

    Oh, and I may invade Ireland as well. Not for any particular reason, I just thought thats one I could definitely win.

    So who's with me? Lets take over the world on our bikes and swing broom handles and other weapons around!!

    (Although this all starts tomorrow as its raining today)
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    You will feel much better after a nap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    You will feel much better after a nap.


    Put down the hammer, Mezza!
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    Seriously, come get me when there's jello, chocolate pudding and mashed potatoes involved - those are the only kinds of "fights" I'm involved in these days.

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    Oh, what I could do with some chocolate pudding!!
    I own my dream bike, a 2006 R-14 66cm Waterford road bike

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    I wanna take over Australia...

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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    I would declare war on Brussels Sprouts. Yick!
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    We don't even have an army so we can't go to war - sorry.

    Reducing population reminds me of the following "Everyone is in favor but no one wants to die"

    I guess everyone is in favor of reducing the population, but no one ... you can fill in the rest.

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    I'm doing my part in the overpopulation problem. No kids for me.

    I'm sorry I can't take part in your war play. I'm a pacifist.

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    In truth, controling population is the only real cure - and learning to live simpler.

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    Way back when ... in the 1970's... I became environmentally conscious, the buzz word and major worry was GLOBAL COOLING. So, I am glad that all of my actions/inactions since that point have had the intended result.
    As with mud, life, too, slides by.

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    I would take over Guam and make it my own private island, good swimming and hiking. Oh, I forgot, I would have to defoliate the entire island to find all of the invasive non-native snakes.

    Well, there goes paradise.

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    Antarctica.

    That ICE IS MINE!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    I'm doing my part in the overpopulation problem. No kids for me.

    I'm sorry I can't take part in your war play. I'm a pacifist.
    Pacifist? Isn't that what babies suck on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwalker View Post
    Pacifist? Isn't that what babies suck on?
    There are some stages in life I haven't outgrown yet.

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    I would invade Canada with the sole goal of capturing DocRay for internment in Guantanamo. Eliminating the hot air he expels might resolve all global warming overnight.

    He would only be allowed one visitor. Conjugal visits from Pcad.

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    Beauty Everywhere snowy's Avatar
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    I'm with Shadiyah. Not interested in babies, so there thats my small part to A HUGE problem
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    KombuchaCHIC Shadiyah's Avatar
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    Hey if enough of us do then it will make a difference!

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    Beauty Everywhere snowy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Hey if enough of us do then it will make a difference!
    I hear ya, Its called the NO BABY TRAIN!!! HEE HEE. Mother Earth needs the break I say.
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    I`d like to invade Canada. Don`t really want to hurt anyone there though. Well except for the whinny Quebec ans they need biatch slapped from time to time. Seems like it would make border crossin` a lot simpler plus Canadian girls know how to party. Doubt there would be a big population shift as -10f keeps the riff-raff out. So anyways I say Canada. Then on the other hand...

    Lets invade Mexico. Don`t really want to hurt anyone there either but hey Mexico is F@#ked. Lets give them some solid government. Lets up their wages. Lets make those poor breeders use condoms. Lets hold them to the US EPA standards even though its US industry causing all the pollution. If Mexicans want to be in the US so bad lets just invade and make them US in one fell swoop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy View Post
    I hear ya, Its called the NO BABY TRAIN!!! HEE HEE. Mother Earth needs the break I say.
    Yeah! Jump on the No Baby Train! Where the party never ends! Damn straight she needs a rest! Too many children will wear a mother out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Yeah! Jump on the No Baby Train! Where the party never ends! Damn straight she needs a rest! Too many children will wear a mother out!
    Okay two on the no baby party train who else is in??
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    Master Surfer of Curbs glenng's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Yeah! Jump on the No Baby Train! Where the party never ends! Damn straight she needs a rest! Too many children will wear a mother out!
    No kids here, nothin wrong with practicing though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glenng View Post
    No kids here, nothin wrong with practicing though.
    Amen!

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