Global warming has underlying factors that need to be addressed.
These are overpopulation and rampant consumerism.
To knock these on the head we need to be having more wars. It kills off a few and leaves the rest happier to be alive, not taking things for granted. Remember how happy everyone was during the old days? Well, ask any elderly person, things were better then and they had World Wars 1 and 2. Do the math.
What country are YOU going to invade and why?
I'm officially declaring war on Spain. Smug Spaniards with their nice climate and great food!! I'm gonna getchya!!
Oh, and I may invade Ireland as well. Not for any particular reason, I just thought thats one I could definitely win.
So who's with me? Lets take over the world on our bikes and swing broom handles and other weapons around!!
(Although this all starts tomorrow as its raining today)