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    How would you defend against zombie outbreak?

    How would you defend against zombie outbreak? There are 10 all over city. Now people start infected. They are curious, so not defend hard against zombie? Like they see them as people, so get bit? Who even has seen one? Anyways, they worsen and infect many. Many get sick and turn to zombies. Now there are about 50 all over. Anyone who goes near would get swarmed.

    You have a bike. A mountain bike because the terrain can be rough. Cars make too much noise and will run out of fuel. Motorcycles same, run out of fuel and loud. Will attract zombies.

    What weapons? you need? Supplies? Food?

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    I would follow the example of the boys in "Shaun of the Dead". Throw records at them. Except the Blue Monday 12"...that would be a shame to waste on a zombie.

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    You must be careful when killing a zombie to not let their blood splatter into your eyes, nose or mouth.
    The best method to ensure this is to wield a boat paddle with a paper sack over your head.

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    I would simply go to visit Explody Pup at his secret moon base until some hot 20 something chicks in tight clothes and guys with cool hair finished off the zombies and then leaned on their collection of muscle cars and import tuners, laughing and hi fiving.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'd give them Eboo's business card. They'll go looking for her, and she'll do them all in with evil pirate-ninja tricks.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Sailboat....never seen zombies that can swim real well.
    Then you just chop away with a machete at any that actually do make it to the boat.

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    I am equivalent to 50 Vin Diesels (That's more than 72.3141583999999_ Chuck Norrises), so naturally Zombies will walk off and search for easier prey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic View Post
    I am equivalent to 50 Vin Diesels (That's more than 72.3141583999999_ Chuck Norrises), so naturally Zombies will walk off and search for easier prey.
    Is it Norrises, Norrisses, or Norrii? Or is Chuck so awesome that, similar to moose, his name is its own plural?
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    Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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    Cricket bat.
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    I do IT/tech support work (well doing it now part-time while in college at the moment). Zombies consider me as one of their own, so I don't have to worry about a zombie attack much. It will be the other chaps who will be barricading and chainsawing.

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    Chocolate chip cookies and a banjo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mirona View Post
    Chocolate chip cookies and a banjo.
    I'm with this guy. I'll bring the milk and a washboard.
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    The caveat with a strap-on, of course, is you will have to get creative with a couple of lock cables and an anchor point

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    It's a real shame they don't include the brain with the other organ meats when they sell turkeys. We could lure them in with the turkey brains, wait for the tryptophan to make them all sleepy, and then we'd be set.
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