For the record, I am not now, nor have I ever been, an idiot.
Pedal Powered Buick Driver Ticketed
The driver of a pedal powered Buick was ticketed for operating an unsafe vehicle in Toronto on October 25. From the description in the article an artist took an old Buick, stripped it down and installed pedals. It even had votive candle headlights! The charge of course plays into the artists plan to generate publicity for himself and his cause.