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    Funny Quotes.

    Eggs are chicken periods.
    Your turn.

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    It's not really a quote but a fortune I recieved from a fortune cookie.

    "When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is what is on the inside."

    That can be taken so many ways....
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    Don't get even, get ahead.

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    "Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child." --Lazarus Long
    "Engineering! It's like math, but louder."

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    "These dinosaurs go all they way up to eleven!"

    A friend discussing evolution and the reemergence of sauropods in the context of Spinal Tap.
    "While my father fought for you, I learnt. While my father glorified your petty administration, I learnt. While he longed every day for our line, Adunís line, to be restored, I learnt. He sent me away to bring the Dark Templar back when the time was right!
    "And you tell me that I cannot do this? That I cannot feel the weight of the universe?
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    "god is an imaginary friend for adults"

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    "Everybody has friends except for the people who don't have friends."

    A friend said that one.
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    "Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
    "Engineering! It's like math, but louder."

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    I forgot the exact word for word, but something to the effect of "We show people who kill others, that killing is wrong, by killing them."

    It made me chuckle. In a "wow that's sad kind of way".

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    "You're unique, just like everyone else."
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    When you come to a fork in the road......take it.
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    "Nothing's anything anymore. Everything's something else."-- my college roommate, drunk.
    "Think of bicycles as rideable art that can just about save the world". ~Grant Petersen

    Cyclists fare best when they recognize that there are times when acting vehicularly is not the best practice, and are flexible enough to do what is necessary as the situation warrants.--Me

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    From today's Shoe comic: "Guns don't kill people... People texting people while driving do."
    "Engineering! It's like math, but louder."

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    If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed. - Curly Howard (Three Stooges)
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    some play to win, i play to disable
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    "the devil made me do it"
    I own my dream bike, a 2006 R-14 66cm Waterford road bike

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    Frank Lopez: You know what a chazzer is?
    Tony Montana: No, Frank, you tell me. What is a chazzer?
    Frank Lopez: It's a Yiddish word for "pig." See, the guy, he wants more than what he needs. He don't fly straight no more.

    My buddies and I from my old single days always used the word chazzer to describe people after watching Scarface. In the movie, it almost sounds like "hasa" or "hazza", which is how we pronounce it.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    "My Brain just turned to Jell-o"

    A friend, after smoking copious amounts of weed when trying to think of an answer to a simple question, it was like you could see the wheels slip off their tracks and put his brain right into a wall.
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    I'm not picking my nose. I'm pointing at my brain.

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    friends are God's way of making up for your family

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    ... on the other hand, you have four fingers and a thumb.

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    I'd rather see a pregnant lady stand than a fat lady cry - Jimmy Carr

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    People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
    "Engineering! It's like math, but louder."

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    "I just experienced bovine-neo-genesis!"

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