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Old 11-25-07, 12:08 AM   #1
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Funny Quotes.

Eggs are chicken periods.
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Old 11-25-07, 12:12 AM   #2
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It's not really a quote but a fortune I recieved from a fortune cookie.

"When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is what is on the inside."

That can be taken so many ways....
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Old 11-25-07, 12:42 AM   #3
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Old 11-25-07, 01:16 AM   #4
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"Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child." --Lazarus Long
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"These dinosaurs go all they way up to eleven!"

A friend discussing evolution and the reemergence of sauropods in the context of Spinal Tap.
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Old 11-25-07, 09:16 AM   #6
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Old 11-25-07, 12:37 PM   #7
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"Everybody has friends except for the people who don't have friends."

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Old 11-25-07, 12:58 PM   #8
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"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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Old 11-25-07, 01:08 PM   #9
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I forgot the exact word for word, but something to the effect of "We show people who kill others, that killing is wrong, by killing them."

It made me chuckle. In a "wow that's sad kind of way".
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Old 11-25-07, 01:17 PM   #10
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"You're unique, just like everyone else."
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Old 11-26-07, 11:06 AM   #11
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Old 11-26-07, 11:09 AM   #12
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Old 11-26-07, 11:10 AM   #13
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"Nothing's anything anymore. Everything's something else."-- my college roommate, drunk.
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Old 11-26-07, 11:20 AM   #14
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From today's Shoe comic: "Guns don't kill people... People texting people while driving do."
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Old 11-26-07, 11:40 AM   #15
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Old 11-26-07, 11:42 AM   #16
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Old 11-26-07, 11:46 AM   #17
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Old 11-26-07, 12:01 PM   #18
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Frank Lopez: You know what a chazzer is?
Tony Montana: No, Frank, you tell me. What is a chazzer?
Frank Lopez: It's a Yiddish word for "pig." See, the guy, he wants more than what he needs. He don't fly straight no more.

My buddies and I from my old single days always used the word chazzer to describe people after watching Scarface. In the movie, it almost sounds like "hasa" or "hazza", which is how we pronounce it.
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Old 11-26-07, 01:39 PM   #19
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"My Brain just turned to Jell-o"

A friend, after smoking copious amounts of weed when trying to think of an answer to a simple question, it was like you could see the wheels slip off their tracks and put his brain right into a wall.
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Old 11-26-07, 01:52 PM   #20
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Old 11-27-07, 07:09 AM   #21
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Old 11-27-07, 07:28 AM   #22
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... on the other hand, you have four fingers and a thumb.
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Old 11-27-07, 09:16 AM   #23
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Old 11-27-07, 10:02 AM   #24
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Old 11-27-07, 01:04 PM   #25
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My way of saing that I just had a cow...
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