1)Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking
2)Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
3)Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
4)Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares... and watch what happens.
5)Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
6)Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
7)Set up a tent in the camping department and invite others in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
8)When a clerk asks if they can help, begin to cry and
asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9)Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror,
and pick your nose
10)While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where to find the anti-depressants
11)Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
Mission Impossible" theme.
12)In the auto de partment, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13)Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14)When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15)Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, and
then yell very loudly, "Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!"