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    ways to entertain yourself i a big box store:

    1)Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
    carts when they weren't looking

    2)Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
    intervals.

    3)Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
    restrooms.

    4)Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    'Code 3' in housewares... and watch what happens.

    5)Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
    layaway.

    6)Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

    7)Set up a tent in the camping department and invite others in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
    department.

    8)When a clerk asks if they can help, begin to cry and
    asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9)Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror,
    and pick your nose

    10)While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
    clerk if he knows where to find the anti-depressants

    11)Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
    Mission Impossible" theme.

    12)In the auto de partment, practice your "Madonna look" using
    different size funnels.

    13)Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
    yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14)When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
    the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    15)Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, and
    then yell very loudly, "Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!"

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    Mom dragged me around shopping yesterday - another 6 hrs. - I sat down in Macy's for a moment, leaving Mom at the Christmas ornements, stood back up and she was gone. Spent a good 10 minutes searching ---- finally had it and called her on her cell.

    Perfect - I was heading down the escalator - and there was Mom on her phone coming up the other escalator.

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    eewwwwww..... who had the car keys?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    eewwwwww..... who had the car keys?
    Her car. And she was out shopping Saturday as well, even called me in the morning --- I saw it come in and knew it was for shopping ... and didn't call back till later.

    Darn 73 yr old woman beats me up with this shopping.

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    modo...

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    [QUOTE=Taerom;5695702]Ways to entertain yourself in a big box store...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren View Post
    You better hope none of those were returns!
    That's one of my friends in that pic, so I don't care!

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    It's always fun to go buy a bunch of CDs and stuff you'd normally buy...collect all those little stickers that look like a small box with two metal strips....once you have about 30 of them, go back into the store with a strong magnet in your let pocket, and tons of those in your right.

    Now, go affixing them to carts, baskets, people's asses, whatever you can find....and then rub the magnet over it. This will re-activate that anti-theft tag. Set about 12 of them, then go to teh food court near the entrance and have fun.
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    Not sure if it still works, but check one of the associate's phones and look for its extension and the overhead paging extension.

    Call the store from an outside line and ask to be transferred to the associate's phone extension. Ask them to transfer you to the extension you found for the paging system. (Most floor associates won't know the paging system extension, and will transfer you.) Play music, yell at the customers, make up stories about the manager...
    "I feel like my world was classier before I found cyclocross."
    - Mandi M.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom View Post
    That's one of my friends in that pic, so I don't care!
    Oh that is just tooooo funny!!! hehe I'll bet they left a mark!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    Not sure if it still works, but check one of the associate's phones and look for its extension and the overhead paging extension.

    Call the store from an outside line and ask to be transferred to the associate's phone extension. Ask them to transfer you to the extension you found for the paging system. (Most floor associates won't know the paging system extension, and will transfer you.) Play music, yell at the customers, make up stories about the manager...
    we found a way to get a 900 number to play over the store PA... that was kind of fun.

    still glad i retired, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Oh that is just tooooo funny!!! hehe I'll bet they left a mark!
    plunger hickey?

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    poop on teh floor
    masturbate in the changing rooms
    ride bikes around inside
    run around naked in side

    i've done 3 of the 4..wanna guess what ones i havent done?

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