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    Displaced Southerner polara426sh's Avatar
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    Ball status report

    Where are Jsharr's balls at?

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    Master Surfer of Curbs glenng's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by polara426sh View Post
    Where are Jsharr's balls at?
    I had the pink one. I can not find it anywhere. Last time I remember seeing it was the last week I was in CLT , it was sitting on top of my new beer mug which was on top of the hotel TV stand along with other items that I had placed there. Everything else made it home. I don`t know where it went or how it went missing. Only scenario I can think of is that it went home with the help to become a childs new toy. I really feel like an doof to blame someone else when I have no idea as to where it went though but thats the only thing I can come up with. It never made it to Pittsburgh.
    Glenn

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    probably being kicked around somewhere, all black and blue....

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    ahahahah, this came to mind ... ahem

    GOTTA LUV BUCK OWENS (laugh in rendition)


    PFFFT, YOU WERE GONE ...


    Down here on the farm the weather gets messy
    Laying around with nothin' to do
    When you went away, you took my cow Bessie
    I miss her darling, more than I miss you

    You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass
    And you shoud've seen the look on my face
    I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you
    But you were scattered all over the place

    Chorus:
    Where, where, are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over,
    And thought I found true love.
    You met another and
    Phht! you were gone.

    I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing
    The proofs hanging out right there on the line
    When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing
    Your nighties hugging them long johns of mine

    The noises you made at our supper table
    Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd
    But how many times do I have to tell you
    Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard

    Chorus:
    Where, oh where, are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over,
    And thought I found true love.
    You met another and
    Phht! you were gone.

    Remember you phoned me a-sobbin' and cryin'
    The dog bit your maw, and drug her around
    You said she looked pale and thought she was dying
    I said "Don't worry, I'll buy a new hound."

    I had six kids and you had eleven
    And we had a boy, and they grew like flowers
    I wish you'd come back, without you ain't heaven
    'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours

    Chorus:
    Where, oh where, are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over,
    And thought I found true love.
    You met another and
    Phht! you were gone

    I searched the world over,
    And thought I found true love.
    You met another and
    Phht! you were gone...

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    Master Surfer of Curbs glenng's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    ahahahah, this came to mind ... ahem

    GOTTA LUV BUCK OWENS (laugh in rendition)


    PFFFT, YOU WERE GONE ...


    Down here on the farm the weather gets messy
    Laying around with nothin' to do
    When you went away, you took my cow Bessie
    I miss her darling, more than I miss you

    You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass
    And you shoud've seen the look on my face
    I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you
    But you were scattered all over the place

    Chorus:
    Where, where, are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over,
    And thought I found true love.
    You met another and
    Phht! you were gone.

    I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing
    The proofs hanging out right there on the line
    When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing
    Your nighties hugging them long johns of mine

    The noises you made at our supper table
    Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd
    But how many times do I have to tell you
    Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard

    Chorus:
    Where, oh where, are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over,
    And thought I found true love.
    You met another and
    Phht! you were gone.

    Remember you phoned me a-sobbin' and cryin'
    The dog bit your maw, and drug her around
    You said she looked pale and thought she was dying
    I said "Don't worry, I'll buy a new hound."

    I had six kids and you had eleven
    And we had a boy, and they grew like flowers
    I wish you'd come back, without you ain't heaven
    'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours

    Chorus:
    Where, oh where, are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over,
    And thought I found true love.
    You met another and
    Phht! you were gone

    I searched the world over,
    And thought I found true love.
    You met another and
    Phht! you were gone...
    Took me a second to figure this was from "Hee Haw" . Memories came rushing back to when I was 8 or 10 years old watching this at a friends house. It wasn`t allowed in our house because my parents thought it would "dumb us down" I think it actually "cultured me up"
    Glenn

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    YlGr will be escaping the frigid North shortly

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    Quote Originally Posted by glenng View Post
    I had the pink one. I can not find it anywhere. Last time I remember seeing it was the last week I was in CLT , it was sitting on top of my new beer mug which was on top of the hotel TV stand along with other items that I had placed there. Everything else made it home. I don`t know where it went or how it went missing. Only scenario I can think of is that it went home with the help to become a childs new toy. I really feel like an doof to blame someone else when I have no idea as to where it went though but thats the only thing I can come up with. It never made it to Pittsburgh.
    this makes the eboo cry
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour ModoVincere's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by glenng View Post
    I had the pink one. I can not find it anywhere. Last time I remember seeing it was the last week I was in CLT , it was sitting on top of my new beer mug which was on top of the hotel TV stand along with other items that I had placed there. Everything else made it home. I don`t know where it went or how it went missing. Only scenario I can think of is that it went home with the help to become a childs new toy. I really feel like an doof to blame someone else when I have no idea as to where it went though but thats the only thing I can come up with. It never made it to Pittsburgh.
    So complete strangers are now playing with Jsharr's balls?
    Wow..he does get around.
    1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold

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    I still have ReBl....want to take him on one or two small trips that I just haven't had time for lately. I should be able to do it this weekend or so and then move him along.

    I'm going back to FL for Xmas...maybe I can personally pass him along to a new holder down there. Any Tampabay people want ReBl? Catatonic? Linux Author? Anybody else?
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