...or funny things your Dad taught you...
I was brought up with 'Omenade' for lemonade. 'Storbs' for strawberries. 'Hepticopters' for helicopters.
Usually these were due to me saying them wrong and my Dad perpetuating it.
Now I realise I did the same to my kids.
My 7 year old daughter still says 'Berekferest' instead of breakfast plus lots of others.
I taught both kids to get dressed. For years both of them thought their arms were called 'Right arm' and 'Other arm'.
For years my daughter thought there were monkeys in the ATM machines and CD players have mini people in them reading the disc and playing their instruments. Plus the usual Dad stuff - that hot dogs are made out of dogs and cheese comes from the moon.
I'm gonna ask my 13 year old son tonight if he remembers any more.....
Anyone have a warped view of the world due to their Dads distorted sense of humour? Fess up.