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Old 12-03-07, 10:33 AM   #1
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My arse is on fire.

My all burrito diet is not going so well.
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Tiger balm?
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Lez play word association!
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i say let nature take it's course.
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Go eat a batch of suicide wings (chicken wings with the hottest sauce the restaurant has). The burn is wicked both ways.
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Jump in the shower and get the water blasting and cold. Can you figure out
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his head might be in the way. he could drown.
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Spread mint chip ice cream on every orafice of my body?
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you would not longer be on an all burrito diet. just sayin'
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I live by this simple rule= "Do not do today what may burn your *** tomorrow." Seems to work in every situation.
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I live by the rule *eat, drink, and be merry, for my ass shall burn tomorrow*.
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OMG Jeff you come up with the best things, I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon, why is your arse always on fire? I told you. Get alcohol. That kills EVERYTHING. Pour it over your crack or something.

And eat some chrystallized ginger. Yum.
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"Live life like your ass is on fire"
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"Live life like your ass is on fire"
You've never downed a dish with a bunch of habaneros in it, have you.
That would be like living like like your butt has a red hot poker jammed up in it.
It might be a good wake up call for a couple of our members, but I wouldn't suggest it.
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You've never downed a dish with a bunch of habaneros in it, have you.
That would be like living like like your butt has a red hot poker jammed up in it.
It might be a good wake up call for a couple of our members, but I wouldn't suggest it.
Anybody want to ship some of those peppers to pheard? Then we can really have a thread about how his arse is on fire.
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You've never downed a dish with a bunch of habaneros in it, have you.
That would be like living like like your butt has a red hot poker jammed up in it.
It might be a good wake up call for a couple of our members, but I wouldn't suggest it.
YUM!!! I know what I'm making for supper tonite ---- KillTude Curry.

My 2 serving (have to make enough for lunch tomorrow) - will contain 2 habaneros and at least 3 thai chilis, besides the other things.

It kinda burns the nostril hairs, makes you not feel your lips for a while ... and you tend to drool.

I luv hot food!
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I happened upon this pepper and the tag on it said "not fit for human consumption". So I tried it. It was hotter than a Habenero (which is why it's "not fit") but I handled it fine.

So those of you that are daring, go for this.

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