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    My arse is on fire.

    My all burrito diet is not going so well.

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    buy a fire extinguisher and use it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    My all burrito diet is not going so well.
    Alcohol free baby wipes.

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    Whip cream?

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    Atomic balm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    Whip cream?
    Now that is definitely something I did not need to think of!
    <Poking mental eyeball out with mental pencil as I type>

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    Tiger balm?

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    Lez play word association!

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    i say let nature take it's course.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Barbecue time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Go eat a batch of suicide wings (chicken wings with the hottest sauce the restaurant has). The burn is wicked both ways.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Jump in the shower and get the water blasting and cold. Can you figure out
    the rest?
    We are as gods, we might as well get good at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by late View Post
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by late View Post
    Jump in the shower and get the water blasting and cold. Can you figure out
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    Spread mint chip ice cream on every orafice of my body?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    Spread mint chip ice cream on every orafice of my body?
    you would not longer be on an all burrito diet. just sayin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I live by this simple rule= "Do not do today what may burn your *** tomorrow." Seems to work in every situation.
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    I live by the rule *eat, drink, and be merry, for my ass shall burn tomorrow*.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    his head might be in the way. he could drown.
    OMG Jeff you come up with the best things, I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jon, why is your arse always on fire? I told you. Get alcohol. That kills EVERYTHING. Pour it over your crack or something.

    And eat some chrystallized ginger. Yum.
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    You're evil vile evil! I love it!

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    "Live life like your ass is on fire"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom View Post
    "Live life like your ass is on fire"
    You've never downed a dish with a bunch of habaneros in it, have you.
    That would be like living like like your butt has a red hot poker jammed up in it.
    It might be a good wake up call for a couple of our members, but I wouldn't suggest it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by late View Post
    You've never downed a dish with a bunch of habaneros in it, have you.
    That would be like living like like your butt has a red hot poker jammed up in it.
    It might be a good wake up call for a couple of our members, but I wouldn't suggest it.
    Anybody want to ship some of those peppers to pheard? Then we can really have a thread about how his arse is on fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by late View Post
    You've never downed a dish with a bunch of habaneros in it, have you.
    That would be like living like like your butt has a red hot poker jammed up in it.
    It might be a good wake up call for a couple of our members, but I wouldn't suggest it.
    YUM!!! I know what I'm making for supper tonite ---- KillTude Curry.

    My 2 serving (have to make enough for lunch tomorrow) - will contain 2 habaneros and at least 3 thai chilis, besides the other things.

    It kinda burns the nostril hairs, makes you not feel your lips for a while ... and you tend to drool.

    I luv hot food!

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    I happened upon this pepper and the tag on it said "not fit for human consumption". So I tried it. It was hotter than a Habenero (which is why it's "not fit") but I handled it fine.

    So those of you that are daring, go for this.

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