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Old 12-03-07, 11:03 AM   #1
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Whipped.

I'm trying to figure out if it's a good thing. I'm not really whipped, but I kind of think it might be nice to be whipped. The way I figure it is, she can boss me around all she wants, but once we're alone, we all know who's the boss round herrre.

I think she's afraid of alienating me if I was to be whipped, so she really doesn't ever ask me or tell me to do anything. Problem is, I think it's kinda hot when she orders me around.
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Old 12-03-07, 11:09 AM   #2
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What kind of mom doesn't boss their kids around?

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Mom? I'm talking about the girl.
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I'm trying to figure out if it's a good thing. I'm not really whipped, but I kind of think it might be nice to be whipped. The way I figure it is, she can boss me around all she wants, but once we're alone, we all know who's the boss round herrre.

I think she's afraid of alienating me if I was to be whipped, so she really doesn't ever ask me or tell me to do anything. Problem is, I think it's kinda hot when she orders me around.

If you think it's kinda hot, then just keep on with it and enjoy. I understand ya just fine on this one.

I'll fully admit to being (happily) whipped, and I'm aiming for the next level up: Kept. For serious; if I didn't have to work, I would very happily keep the apartment sparkling clean and have a gourmet meal ready every night as long as I had 3 hours out of the day that I could spend riding my bikes. (Oh yes, there would be many bikes).
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Old 12-03-07, 11:22 AM   #5
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The best part of being whipped, is when it's by a woman who's half your size with a 'tude. For some reason that's really attractive.
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Um Jon?

I think you and I had this talk before.

She's controlling.

She won't let you see me because I am ASIAN. Don't deny it. You are torn between your friend and your gf.

She gets pissed that you want to ride with me. Admit it, you know it's true.



But then again, maybe that's good. It gets you outta my life and I don't have to deal with you. (Thanks Brenda!)
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Old 12-03-07, 11:28 AM   #7
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When you say 'whipped', are you talking about being controlled by your gf, or are you talking about literally be whipped, as with a lash? When dealing with Pheard, one can never be certain...
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When you say 'whipped', are you talking about being controlled by your gf, or are you talking about literally be whipped, as with a lash? When dealing with Pheard, one can never be certain...
Both!
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For you Jon http://youtube.com/watch?v=ll5Kpxj64lY

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.................The way I figure it is, she can boss me around all she wants, but once we're alone, we all know who's the boss round herrre..........................
My wife knows who's boss when were alone too. The same person who's boss everywhere else, her!
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My wife knows who's boss when were alone too. The same person who's boss everywhere else, her!
Bill Cosby said, "I'm not the boss at my house. I've seen her job and I don't want it."
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The best part of being whipped, is when it's by a woman who's half your size with a 'tude. For some reason that's really attractive.


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being whipped can rock. but it can go too far - if what Siu said is true, i'd watch your ass dude.

if you want to encourage her to do something, such as occasionally order you to do something, just talk to her about it. it doesn't have to be some sit-down serious convo, just casually mention here or there that you dig when she pushes you.
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I'm trying to figure out if it's a good thing. I'm not really whipped, but I kind of think it might be nice to be whipped. The way I figure it is, she can boss me around all she wants, but once we're alone, we all know who's the boss round herrre.

I think she's afraid of alienating me if I was to be whipped, so she really doesn't ever ask me or tell me to do anything. Problem is, I think it's kinda hot when she orders me around.
If my girlfriend were 120 pounds bigger than me, all muscle, wore a 5 o'clock shadow and was named Bruce (like yours), I'd let her be boss too.
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I thought you had to be getting some to actually be whipped.
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If my girlfriend were 120 pounds bigger than me, all muscle, wore a 5 o'clock shadow and was named Bruce (like yours), I'd let her be boss too.
Call her francis all you like.



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Call her francis all you like.



Man, she's pretty cute. How much did you pay her to let you get her pics, post them here, and claim she's your girl friend?
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Man, she's pretty cute. How much did you pay her to let you get her pics, post them here, and claim she's your girl friend?
He got his real girlfriend, Bruce, to threaten her.
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Man, she's pretty cute. How much did you pay her to let you get her pics, post them here, and claim she's your girl friend?
I paid her the satisfaction of being with the Jon man man man man..

I even paid her to fake this.

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You found another guy with the same name as you? That's a little weird...
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I paid her the satisfaction of being with the Jon man man man man..
Oh.....now I get it. She's a lesbian and its apparently not obvious to her you aren't, so...
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Oh.....now I get it. She's a lesbian and its apparently not obvious to her you aren't, so...
Ok. Pics of your "girlfriend" are in order. Comon now.
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I dunno Jon..she looks kind of frightened in that last pic. Did she get a restraining order or anything like that after that pic was taken?
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Ok. Pics of your "girlfriend" are in order. Comon now.
Sorry...I respect her privacy. I KNOW she wouldn't like pics posted of her.
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