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    This one person in my office ...

    Is constantly blowing and blowing and blowing and blowing his nose for like 10 minutes, everyday, several times a day, when there is obviously (from the sound) no need to. He just blows dry into a cloth at least 3 dozen times. Why? And why do I want to go punch him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Why? And why do I want to go punch him?
    Because you are a mean person. But don't worry....God still loves you.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Because you are a mean person. But don't worry....God still loves you.
    Yes and Yes. But sometimes I wonder how He can.




    HE JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!!

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    Sounds like a nervous habit tell him to take up smoking then he'll blow outside

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    have you seen my stapler?

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Yes and Yes. But sometimes I wonder how He can.




    HE JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!!
    Just go punch him. Don't worry, God will forgive you if you ask.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Just go punch him. Don't worry, God will forgive you if you ask.
    No, I'll get fired.

    But, I could punch him, get fired, ask for forgiveness and a new job.

    Winner = Me

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    Sin then ask forgiveness. It works for millions.

    My house mate is like that and she sounds like a freakin' fog horn too!

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    Try burping every time he blows his nose. You guys can have a duet of some sort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwalker View Post
    Try burping every time he blows his nose. You guys can have a duet of some sort.
    I don't think I have that much gas. I think if he had boogers up there he was trying to get out, he could do THIS - wait for it...wait for it ... mmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwalker View Post
    Try burping every time he blows his nose. You guys can have a duet of some sort.
    LOL

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    maybe he is allergic to his finger?
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    I don't think I have that much gas. I think if he had boogers up there he was trying to get out, he could do THIS - wait for it...wait for it ... mmmmmmmm
    With a coffee chaser!


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=IOdld4Zg-os

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    There he goes again. My goodness, this guy is blowing brain matter into his cloth.

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    You're in an office, right? Just grab a couple of pencils and jam them up his nose.....eraser first, for pete's sake..you don't want to pucture his brain!....or do you?
    I own my dream bike, a 2006 R-14 66cm Waterford road bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    Oh dear Lord?!?! There was like a million people around him. At least I wait until I'm in the toilet.

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    Maybe he's flirting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    oh thank you lord for my fast and nimble typing fingers as I was able to scramble out of that one before he blew what ever into his hands ... <as I'm sitting here eating one of those instant noodle dishes>

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Just go punch him. Don't worry, God will forgive you if you ask.
    He's right. I will.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    He's right. I will.
    There ya go, Sub. You heard it from the horse's mouth.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    get him one of those kitchen sink water sprayers, but modified to spray through a thin tube.

    Give this to him, tell him it's a "nasal ******"....maybe he will get the hint.
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    Maybe he's doing coke. Because he's really going at it today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Maybe he's doing coke. Because he's really going at it today.
    Then you could be buddies! Go chase chicks tonight.

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