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Old 12-04-07, 01:53 PM   #1
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This one person in my office ...

Is constantly blowing and blowing and blowing and blowing his nose for like 10 minutes, everyday, several times a day, when there is obviously (from the sound) no need to. He just blows dry into a cloth at least 3 dozen times. Why? And why do I want to go punch him?
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Why? And why do I want to go punch him?
Because you are a mean person. But don't worry....God still loves you.
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Old 12-04-07, 01:56 PM   #3
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Because you are a mean person. But don't worry....God still loves you.
Yes and Yes. But sometimes I wonder how He can.




HE JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!!
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Old 12-04-07, 01:56 PM   #4
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Sounds like a nervous habit tell him to take up smoking then he'll blow outside
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Yes and Yes. But sometimes I wonder how He can.




HE JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Just go punch him. Don't worry, God will forgive you if you ask.
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Old 12-04-07, 01:59 PM   #7
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Just go punch him. Don't worry, God will forgive you if you ask.
No, I'll get fired.

But, I could punch him, get fired, ask for forgiveness and a new job.

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Sin then ask forgiveness. It works for millions.

My house mate is like that and she sounds like a freakin' fog horn too!
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Try burping every time he blows his nose. You guys can have a duet of some sort.
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Try burping every time he blows his nose. You guys can have a duet of some sort.
I don't think I have that much gas. I think if he had boogers up there he was trying to get out, he could do THIS - wait for it...wait for it ... mmmmmmmm
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Try burping every time he blows his nose. You guys can have a duet of some sort.
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maybe he is allergic to his finger?
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Old 12-04-07, 02:12 PM   #13
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I don't think I have that much gas. I think if he had boogers up there he was trying to get out, he could do THIS - wait for it...wait for it ... mmmmmmmm
With a coffee chaser!


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Old 12-04-07, 02:14 PM   #14
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There he goes again. My goodness, this guy is blowing brain matter into his cloth.
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Old 12-04-07, 02:14 PM   #15
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You're in an office, right? Just grab a couple of pencils and jam them up his nose.....eraser first, for pete's sake..you don't want to pucture his brain!....or do you?
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Old 12-04-07, 02:15 PM   #16
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Oh dear Lord?!?! There was like a million people around him. At least I wait until I'm in the toilet.
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Old 12-04-07, 02:18 PM   #17
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This is even better!

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Maybe he's flirting?
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oh thank you lord for my fast and nimble typing fingers as I was able to scramble out of that one before he blew what ever into his hands ... <as I'm sitting here eating one of those instant noodle dishes>
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He's right. I will.
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There ya go, Sub. You heard it from the horse's mouth.
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get him one of those kitchen sink water sprayers, but modified to spray through a thin tube.

Give this to him, tell him it's a "nasal ******"....maybe he will get the hint.
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Maybe he's doing coke. Because he's really going at it today.
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Old 12-04-07, 02:47 PM   #25
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Maybe he's doing coke. Because he's really going at it today.
Then you could be buddies! Go chase chicks tonight.
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