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  • Jessica Alba

    58 46.40%
  • Jessica Simpson

    18 14.40%
  • Jessica Biel

    43 34.40%
  • Jessica Hahn

    6 4.80%
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    Jessica


    Jessica Simpson


    Jessica Alba


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    Jessica Hahn

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    I'd prefer Jessica by the Allman Brothers, but since that was not an option, I'll take Ms. Alba (I think she'll take this poll, hands down).
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    You forgot one:



    Jessica Rabbit
    Wag more, bark less

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    Jessica Alba gets my vote for the largest image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I'd prefer Jessica by the Allman Brothers, but since that was not an option, I'll take Ms. Alba (I think she'll take this poll, hands down).
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post
    Jessica Alba gets my vote for the largest image.
    Jessica Simpson gets my vote for the largest everything else: Talent, wit, brains.

    Etc. Etc.

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    If there are any Foo women named Jessica who would like to be included in this poll, then by all means post your pic.

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    Jessica beil is the one and only.
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    Jessica simpson rough rough!

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    I just saw that movie "awake" with jessica Alba, I think she is talented actress and a very attractive woman.

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    As beautiful as Jessica Alba is, she is a distant 2nd to Ms. Biel.

    And the Jessica w/ dark roots who requires gobs of caked on make-up and air brushing to make herself look like less of a man is flat out disgusting. And I'm not talking about Jessica Hahn.
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    The Jessica contained on this is more beautiful and will outlast them all.


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    I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed.

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    Never heard of Hahn.
    Alba is a stick chick - no muscle tone or even a hint of fitness.
    Simpson has a decent body, but doesn't come close to...

    ...BIEL! One of the fittest Hollywood stars. Beautiful arms and legs!








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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker View Post
    You forgot one:



    Jessica Rabbit
    Heh. +1

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    I think I'll write-in Jessica Tandy. Except, I think she's dead.

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    Slight lean to Alba over Biel. Both are smokin hawt though. duh!
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    I'd say Jessica Alba....she may not have the curve of my still #1 drool queen (Bianca Beauchamp), but she's still smokin hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    I think I'll write-in Jessica Tandy. Except, I think she's dead.
    She was a classic beauty, a great actress, and a real lady.

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    I'm not particularly fond of any of them. Need a none of the above choice.
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    I'm writing in Maggie Gyllenhaal. I'm sure someone in her family is named Jessica. Her brother is a Jake.

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    +1 for Jessica Rabbit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CdCf View Post
    Never heard of Hahn.
    Alba is a stick chick - no muscle tone or even a hint of fitness.
    Simpson has a decent body, but doesn't come close to...

    ...BIEL! One of the fittest Hollywood stars. Beautiful arms and legs!



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