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View Poll Results: Who is the hottest Jessica?
Jessica Alba 58 46.40%
Jessica Simpson 18 14.40%
Jessica Biel 43 34.40%
Jessica Hahn 6 4.80%
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Old 12-05-07, 12:21 PM   #1
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Jessica


Jessica Simpson


Jessica Alba


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Old 12-05-07, 12:22 PM   #2
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Old 12-05-07, 12:25 PM   #3
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I'd prefer Jessica by the Allman Brothers, but since that was not an option, I'll take Ms. Alba (I think she'll take this poll, hands down).
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Jessica Alba gets my vote for the largest image.
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I'd prefer Jessica by the Allman Brothers, but since that was not an option, I'll take Ms. Alba (I think she'll take this poll, hands down).
Gezzeus! How old and married am I? I thought this was gonna be about the song too. And i was gonna add my 2 cents about how lame the cover version they use for Top Gear is.
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Old 12-05-07, 12:30 PM   #7
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Jessica Alba gets my vote for the largest image.
Jessica Simpson gets my vote for the largest everything else: Talent, wit, brains.

Etc. Etc.
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Old 12-05-07, 12:31 PM   #8
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If there are any Foo women named Jessica who would like to be included in this poll, then by all means post your pic.
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Old 12-05-07, 12:32 PM   #9
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Jessica beil is the one and only.
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Jessica simpson rough rough!
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I just saw that movie "awake" with jessica Alba, I think she is talented actress and a very attractive woman.
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Old 12-05-07, 12:40 PM   #12
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As beautiful as Jessica Alba is, she is a distant 2nd to Ms. Biel.

And the Jessica w/ dark roots who requires gobs of caked on make-up and air brushing to make herself look like less of a man is flat out disgusting. And I'm not talking about Jessica Hahn.
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The Jessica contained on this is more beautiful and will outlast them all.

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I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed.
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Never heard of Hahn.
Alba is a stick chick - no muscle tone or even a hint of fitness.
Simpson has a decent body, but doesn't come close to...

...BIEL! One of the fittest Hollywood stars. Beautiful arms and legs!







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I think I'll write-in Jessica Tandy. Except, I think she's dead.
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Slight lean to Alba over Biel. Both are smokin hawt though. duh!
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I'd say Jessica Alba....she may not have the curve of my still #1 drool queen (Bianca Beauchamp), but she's still smokin hot.
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I think I'll write-in Jessica Tandy. Except, I think she's dead.
She was a classic beauty, a great actress, and a real lady.

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I'm not particularly fond of any of them. Need a none of the above choice.
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I'm writing in Maggie Gyllenhaal. I'm sure someone in her family is named Jessica. Her brother is a Jake.

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+1 for Jessica Rabbit.
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Never heard of Hahn.
Alba is a stick chick - no muscle tone or even a hint of fitness.
Simpson has a decent body, but doesn't come close to...

...BIEL! One of the fittest Hollywood stars. Beautiful arms and legs!



Do you have a closer shot of that tattoo?
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