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  • Yes. When I'm there, I always seem to have to BM. (Weird, eh?)

    10 28.57%
  • No. When I'm there, I do not have to BM.

    10 28.57%
  • I've never really thought about it.

    8 22.86%
  • I can't read (clicking this option was a complete coincidence)

    5 14.29%
  • What's a Library?

    4 11.43%
  • I giggle every time I see "poop"

    11 31.43%
  • Is a video store a library?

    1 2.86%
  • Banna Cream Pie.

    8 22.86%
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    Do Libraries make you have to poop?

    I was talking to someone that said that being in a Library or book store makes them have to poop. I looked it up, and there are other out there that have the same feelings. So I thought I would ask around. So...?

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    Last edited by Sirrobinofcoxly; 12-05-07 at 01:08 PM.

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    It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo.

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    No, but my truck sure does. By the time I get to work, to a ride, or to the lake to go fishing I have to step trippingly toward the euphemism.

    TMI isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post
    It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo.
    Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.

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    Banana Crean Pie makes me have to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirrobinofcoxly View Post
    I was talking to someone that said that being in a Library or book store makes them have to poop. I looked it up, and there are other out there that have the same feelings. So I thought I would ask around. So...?

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    Hmmmm... how much fiber is in a typical (say 300 page) book?
    "...in Las Vegas where -the electric bills are staggering -the decor hog wild -and the entertainment saccharine -what a golden age -what a time of right and reason -the consumer's king -and unhappiness is treason..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.

    ahem
    Last edited by Tude; 12-05-07 at 01:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker View Post
    No, but my truck sure does. By the time I get to work, to a ride, or to the lake to go fishing I have to step trippingly toward the euphemism.

    TMI isn't it?
    Heh. My dad used to keep a roll of TP in the glove compartment of his ol' Silverado.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.
    Careful, n00b! She has connections to some bovine friends who could make your life miserable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.
    You are sooooo ucked when she sees that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post
    Heh. My dad used to keep a roll of TP in the glove compartment of his ol' Silverado.
    Doesn't every guy over 50? Gettin' old really sucks.
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    One of my earliest memories is of my mom taking me to the library. I've pooped at least once a day since then. I think you're on to something.
    Standard disclaimer applies. Your mileage may vary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker View Post
    Doesn't every guy over 50? Gettin' old really sucks.
    Y'all don't have a monopoly on it.

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    I think it usually has to do with the fact that I load up on coffee before I hit the stacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post
    It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo.
    We can't reach her. She's uh....er.... "indisposed" at the moment.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Well if your apt to read in the john then what better place could you ask for.
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    Not specifically. However, two mochas from the library's cafe do make for a hasty deuce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    We can't reach her. She's uh....er.... "indisposed" at the moment.
    Yeah. From what I understand, she had the flu pretty badly....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker View Post
    No, but my truck sure does. By the time I get to work, to a ride, or to the lake to go fishing I have to step trippingly toward the euphemism.

    TMI isn't it?
    Just be glad you don't drive a bookmobile.

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    I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.
    Why does that not surprise me? Last visit 36 to 37 years ago?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.
    Speaking of which, isn't the book you checked out a few weeks ago due back pretty soon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Why does that not surprise me? Last visit 36 to 37 years ago?
    Um Termite? Portis was talking about last week. Be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    x, if I've told you once, I've told you a bazillionquintuplillion times: quit stealing jokes out of my brain!
    Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black, Mr. "They Might Be Tyrants".
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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