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View Poll Results: Does being in a Library or book store make you have to poop?
Yes. When I'm there, I always seem to have to BM. (Weird, eh?) 10 28.57%
No. When I'm there, I do not have to BM. 10 28.57%
I've never really thought about it. 8 22.86%
I can't read (clicking this option was a complete coincidence) 5 14.29%
What's a Library? 4 11.43%
I giggle every time I see "poop" 11 31.43%
Is a video store a library? 1 2.86%
Banna Cream Pie. 8 22.86%
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Old 12-05-07, 12:53 PM   #1
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Do Libraries make you have to poop?

I was talking to someone that said that being in a Library or book store makes them have to poop. I looked it up, and there are other out there that have the same feelings. So I thought I would ask around. So...?

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Old 12-05-07, 01:03 PM   #2
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It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo.
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Old 12-05-07, 01:04 PM   #3
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No, but my truck sure does. By the time I get to work, to a ride, or to the lake to go fishing I have to step trippingly toward the euphemism.

TMI isn't it?
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It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo.
Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.
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Banana Crean Pie makes me have to go.
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I was talking to someone that said that being in a Library or book store makes them have to poop. I looked it up, and there are other out there that have the same feelings. So I thought I would ask around. So...?

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Hmmmm... how much fiber is in a typical (say 300 page) book?
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Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.

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No, but my truck sure does. By the time I get to work, to a ride, or to the lake to go fishing I have to step trippingly toward the euphemism.

TMI isn't it?
Heh. My dad used to keep a roll of TP in the glove compartment of his ol' Silverado.
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Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.
Careful, n00b! She has connections to some bovine friends who could make your life miserable.
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Old 12-05-07, 01:29 PM   #10
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Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.
You are sooooo ucked when she sees that!
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Heh. My dad used to keep a roll of TP in the glove compartment of his ol' Silverado.
Doesn't every guy over 50? Gettin' old really sucks.
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One of my earliest memories is of my mom taking me to the library. I've pooped at least once a day since then. I think you're on to something.
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Doesn't every guy over 50? Gettin' old really sucks.
Y'all don't have a monopoly on it.
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I think it usually has to do with the fact that I load up on coffee before I hit the stacks.
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It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo.
We can't reach her. She's uh....er.... "indisposed" at the moment.
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Well if your apt to read in the john then what better place could you ask for.
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Not specifically. However, two mochas from the library's cafe do make for a hasty deuce.
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We can't reach her. She's uh....er.... "indisposed" at the moment.
Yeah. From what I understand, she had the flu pretty badly....
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No, but my truck sure does. By the time I get to work, to a ride, or to the lake to go fishing I have to step trippingly toward the euphemism.

TMI isn't it?
Just be glad you don't drive a bookmobile.
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I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.
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I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.
Why does that not surprise me? Last visit 36 to 37 years ago?
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I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.
Speaking of which, isn't the book you checked out a few weeks ago due back pretty soon?
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Why does that not surprise me? Last visit 36 to 37 years ago?
Um Termite? Portis was talking about last week. Be nice.
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x, if I've told you once, I've told you a bazillionquintuplillion times: quit stealing jokes out of my brain!
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Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black, Mr. "They Might Be Tyrants".
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