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    My coworker found this on her car last night

    It's on plain copy paper and cropped crookedly with scissors



    Does it get any more pathetic?

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    Why do I get this idea that perhaps Ryan wrote that letter.

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    $3.7 million? Even I've had better offers.

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    LOL........Where'd ya find that?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Helz, 3+ mil? I'd call even if he is pathetic!

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    IMO, thats a tad creepy. 1) If that's her withdrawal receipt he could have been watching her. 2) He knows what he car looks like.
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    Ok, everybody start calling the number

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    He has 3.7 million and can't spell. That is creepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ms.gio View Post
    IMO, thats a tad creepy. 1) If that's her withdrawal receipt he could have been watching her. 2) He knows what he car looks like.
    No worries....it's a fake. It's obviously a fake joke that somebody made up. Crono probably found it online.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    No worries....it's a fake. It's obviously a fake joke that somebody made up. Crono probably found it online.
    You think?

    http://www.customreceipts.com/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono View Post
    It's on plain copy paper and cropped crookedly with scissors



    Does it get any more pathetic?
    lol. I went dumpster diving and found a whole spool of actual ATM reciept paper with a prominent local bank branding all over it. I used an inkjet printer and a dot-matrix font with a deep navy blue color to print some very genuine-looking thermal print receipts with absurd balances. I would never try to use one to write a lust letter though.

    That is truly pathetic.
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    So, has anyone called Mel?

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    Folks, please stop calling.

    Love,

    Mel

    PS Termite, I cannot afford to pay for your "total beauty makeover."

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    (925) 594-0271

    Type: Cell PhoneProvider: Metro PcsLocation: Danville, CA
    Due to number portability, some numbers have been transferred to a new service provider.

    Somebody call it and report back.
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    So, is your co-worker hot?

    Has she called Mel??

    Has she called Mel's bank to verify his net worth??? LOL
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    I called. A man answered. I hung up. Didn't ask if he was Mel..or how much money he had. I couldn't pass as the co worker. I'm from WV I think my accent would be a tad different

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    What kind and color car.

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    Someone with recording capabilities should call Mel pretending to be with the IRS and is checking on all large account holders, an audit is forthcoming, etc etc
    Then post the mp3.

    btw, Tom Leykis tells his minions to do this receipt gag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    No worries....it's a fake. It's obviously a fake joke that somebody made up. Crono probably found it online.
    No, it's an actual scheme to pick up women propagated by Leykis.

    see: http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/leykis...r_identity.php

    quote: If you're truly desperate, write your phone number on an ATM receipt that shows a very large bank balance (how will she know it's not yours?)
    A rather pathetic one, too.

    And the slip of paper is a REAL one my coworker found on her car last night and showed me this morning.

    C'mon man, I woudn't ***** you, you're my favorite turd.



    There's me, and there's the slip proudly displayed on the company cork board.

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    Do men really think we (women) are that dumb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by edgell22 View Post
    Do men really think we (women) are that dumb?
    2 words...Jessica Simpson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono View Post
    No, it's an actual scheme to pick up women propagated by Leykis.

    see: http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/leykis...r_identity.php



    A rather pathetic one, too.

    And the slip of paper is a REAL one my coworker found on her car last night and showed me this morning.

    C'mon man, I woudn't ***** you, you're my favorite turd.



    There's me, and there's the slip proudly displayed on the company cork board.
    Crono....you're still one of my favorite Foosters.


    OK...it really was left. Just how many phone pranks are you planning?
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    Tom Leykis? We get his show out here. He's amusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edgell22 View Post
    Do men really think we (women) are that dumb?
    One could argue that SOME are that dumb:



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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Crono....you're still one of my favorite Foosters.


    OK...it really was left. Just how many phone pranks are you planning?
    Haha, I'm glad you didn't ask me to prove the falcon incident was real.

    "Okay, the damn thing pecked my eyes out, happy now!?"

    I'm going to let this sit for a while until he drops a few more of these off, that way he can't deduce that the number propagated through my coworker.

    It's kinda my fault for not blanking out his phone number, but can you all please not call the number? cydisc has already verified it's an authentic cell phone number.

    Thanks.

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