Yes, the real-life version of Foo. Governed by Pheard, controlled by Max, sherrifed by Siu, and filled with the beautiful ladies of the Foo variety. I can imagine it clearly: bikes everywhere, trails in the mountains along side quail families, and little stands of freshly made pies, whether apple or chocolate chess, heck even cobbler, will be baked with a special touch of Foo. The Christmas season would be in full bloom, except that of King Termite, the ol' Scrooge equivalent, sitting away secretly buying gifts from VeloTees.com with the appropriate moniker of Foo Secret Santa. An enjoyable trip it will be. I'll probably hear Doolally sing a few carols as "tis the season." Perhaps I will bring my trusty camera and take Random pics or make Funny Videos while I am at it, while also secretly conceiving Mystery Pictures for the curious. When Saturday night arrives, Danno and I will be out and about mingling with more local Foo-women, yes. Hopefully wethepeople doesn't suddenly appear out of no where upon urban objects, executing BMX tricks, near missing myself at blazing speeds. If I had any spare time I think I would check out the local Foobrary and meet Eboo. It would be especially great not having to immediately go to the restroom upon entering this Foobrary, as some Foosters may get sick to their stomach oddly enough. There will be all sorts of activites afterwards. I planned on carving pumpkins, but the new, cool, thing is to design your own snowman, but I couldn't come close to the comical creations of Air's. Zoom I may hear! What's that? Why it's Crankshaft and his SUV of course. Luckilly Foo NC is kept in order by that of none other than Foo's dear VegaV as well because she is in Foo-NC already!...my reason for visiting I must say, but I wouldn't be surprised if Explody Pup manages to spontaneously appear with crazy remarks. If I were to stay for a long time, I best bring a cell phone. I wouldn't want to lose mine, because then I'd have to borrow Catatonic's, but he's too wrapped up in dealing with a Portugal affair, darn. On the contrary, we wouldn't need to worry about pollution or energy costs there when I come visit, as PhantonCow is designing the most innovative solutions to date currently. It'd be beneficial if this trip could finally resolve the issue revolving around what Tude needs to do this night anyways, hopefully not cause any mischeif, but I can always count on Jsharr for that
-Be back soon.