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    is being sent to you via a laser keyboard and mouse. Discuss.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Caution: Your keyboard does not contain lasers. You've been duped, possibly pwned.

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    You sent a message at the speed of light? WOW!!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Your posts are making my head feel all woozy and stuff, please make it stop.
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    the box said laser. boxes do not lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    On the contrary. Boxes do nothing but lie. They are evil and secretly plot your demise!

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    Is it just a wireless keyboard or one of these?


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    schweet. laser merkin too?
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    the more I think about this, the more I am convinced you are right x. Every major airliner that has crashed has had boxes on it. Titanic, boxes. Hindenburg, boxes. Every disaster scene that I have seen has boxes in it. A pox on those lying boxes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    the box said laser. boxes do not lie.
    Liar, Liar, box on fire!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    schweet. laser merkin too?
    no, the merkin is made out of my crushed dreams and aspirations. seemed fitting somehow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Read it and weep, suckers! Laser mouse. Lasers, I have the power of lasers. The world is mine!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quiet type? Lame. Buckling spring keyboard for the win!

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    if you were not a mod, I would knock that battery off your shoulder, Mr. Robert Conrad, errr I mean x136
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Mod or not, I'll beat you with this keyboard, and it will still work. Ma'am.

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    Can you type 35 times faster now?
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Read it and weep, suckers! Laser mouse. Lasers, I have the power of lasers. The world is mine!!



    Dang, Shazam! Its true, ain`t no wires there. It must be lazers or somthing.
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    what are the gold things having teh butseks on your desk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaxgtr View Post
    Can you type 35 times faster now?
    Only if the old one was optical. Laser is probably, like, a zillion times faster than cords.

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    Some of us are not wussy. "Laser Desktop" is not enough.


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    This seems to be a very moderated thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way.

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    Maybe they just meant "laser"

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    So where are the little mirrors that direct the lasers??? Do you turn down all the lights, point the mouse to the ceiling and sync the track ball movements to Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon? or Dazed and Confused by Zep?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lecterman View Post
    Maybe they just meant "laser"

    Damn you Lecterman, I was going to suggest that he attach it to the head of a shark! [shaking fist]


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    Quote Originally Posted by v1k1ng1001 View Post
    Some of us are not wussy. "Laser Desktop" is not enough.
    I see your Laser 50 and raise you a muddafuggin' Laser 128.


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