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Old 12-08-07, 11:37 PM   #1
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is being sent to you via a laser keyboard and mouse. Discuss.
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Old 12-08-07, 11:39 PM   #2
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Caution: Your keyboard does not contain lasers. You've been duped, possibly pwned.
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You sent a message at the speed of light? WOW!!!
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Your posts are making my head feel all woozy and stuff, please make it stop.
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the box said laser. boxes do not lie.
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Old 12-08-07, 11:48 PM   #6
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On the contrary. Boxes do nothing but lie. They are evil and secretly plot your demise!
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Is it just a wireless keyboard or one of these?

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schweet. laser merkin too?
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the more I think about this, the more I am convinced you are right x. Every major airliner that has crashed has had boxes on it. Titanic, boxes. Hindenburg, boxes. Every disaster scene that I have seen has boxes in it. A pox on those lying boxes.

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Old 12-08-07, 11:53 PM   #10
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the box said laser. boxes do not lie.
Liar, Liar, box on fire!!!!

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schweet. laser merkin too?
no, the merkin is made out of my crushed dreams and aspirations. seemed fitting somehow.
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Old 12-09-07, 12:07 AM   #12
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Read it and weep, suckers! Laser mouse. Lasers, I have the power of lasers. The world is mine!!


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Quiet type? Lame. Buckling spring keyboard for the win!
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if you were not a mod, I would knock that battery off your shoulder, Mr. Robert Conrad, errr I mean x136
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Old 12-09-07, 12:21 AM   #15
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Mod or not, I'll beat you with this keyboard, and it will still work. Ma'am.
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Can you type 35 times faster now?
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Read it and weep, suckers! Laser mouse. Lasers, I have the power of lasers. The world is mine!!



Dang, Shazam! Its true, ain`t no wires there. It must be lazers or somthing.
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Old 12-09-07, 12:35 AM   #18
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what are the gold things having teh butseks on your desk?
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Can you type 35 times faster now?
Only if the old one was optical. Laser is probably, like, a zillion times faster than cords.
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Some of us are not wussy. "Laser Desktop" is not enough.

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This seems to be a very moderated thread.
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Maybe they just meant "laser"

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So where are the little mirrors that direct the lasers??? Do you turn down all the lights, point the mouse to the ceiling and sync the track ball movements to Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon? or Dazed and Confused by Zep?
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Damn you Lecterman, I was going to suggest that he attach it to the head of a shark! [shaking fist]


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I see your Laser 50 and raise you a muddafuggin' Laser 128.

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