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    My name is Mike, not Cal
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    Fork or spoon?

    If you had to pick one to use the rest of your life, which would it be?

    To make things more interesting, knives do not exist, but you can have a fork or spoon with a sharpened edge, at your own risk.

    And no sporks, either.
    "I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!" --David Letterman

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    Fponife.
    Ten tenths.

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    spoon....I can "make" a spoon work for anything, but no so much with a fork.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    You can hang a spoon on your nose using only the moisture from your breath.

    Try that with any other utensil.
    Ten tenths.

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    Spoon. I use way too many spoons. Like six a day. I use forks maybe a couple times a week.

    I like to think of it as my "food shovel".

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    chopsticks.

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    Hands, a straw, and lots of drywall.

    You do the math.

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    Has to be a spoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Hands, a straw, and lots of drywall.

    You do the math.
    Ten tenths.

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    I agree on the spoon, but how would you eat steak or salad or spaghetti?
    "I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!" --David Letterman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air View Post
    chopsticks.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air View Post
    chopsticks.
    That better be some damn chunky soup you're trying to eat.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaTugger View Post
    You can hang a spoon on your nose using only the moisture from your breath.

    Try that with any other utensil.
    You could just kinda stab it in, ya know.

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    Spork for me. My kids have to use these in school because forks and spoons are too dangerous. I ate lunch with my son at the school one day, and i must say that a spork is a damn fine tool for eating a lettuce salad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1 View Post
    You could just kinda stab it in, ya know.


    PWn3D, BT
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    In a world with no knives, all your gonna be eating is fruit and carrots...so who needs either one.
    No spoon, no fork...just your hands.
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    There is no spoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    That better be some damn chunky soup you're trying to eat.
    Nice big bowl-o-pho and a pair of chopsticks.......heaven!

    Then pick up the bowl to slurp the broth! MmmmmMMMMmmmmmMMMMmmmMMMMmmMMMMm!

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    Fork.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Sometimes I'll use the spoon after I'm done with the fork. Or other times I spoon and fork at the same time. But mostly I just like fork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post


    PWn3D, BT
    Pics/Vid or it didn't happen.
    Ten tenths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    Spork for me. My kids have to use these in school because forks and spoons are too dangerous. I ate lunch with my son at the school one day, and i must say that a spork is a damn fine tool for eating a lettuce salad.
    Dangerous? What's so dangerous about a spoon or fork? <makes zooming motions with hand over head>

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    Spork.

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    Sporks FTW!

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    Failures, miserable failures! Did you not read the OP?

    Conditions: NO Sporks! Sheesh

    Mouthbreathers the lot of ya!
















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