My backdoor neighbors are a bunch of just outa high school punks that are constantly having parties and doing things just outa high school punks tend to do. Normally I don't really mind, but the other night one of their little parties got busted by the cops which resulted in 50 or so just outa high school punks stampeding through my back yard and waking me up at 2 am, plus a little damage to the fence. My only consolation was that I haven't cleaned the dog **** out of my dog's run in a few days and they all went straight through it.
That got me thinking though, what if there was something a little more sinister than dog poo waiting for them next time? I'm thinking I'll string 20 or so junker bikes, along with the 20+ rusty wheels I've been saving for my wheel fence across the yard. I'll also spray my side of the the fence with water so it's all icy and the can't climb back over the fence. Then, I'll sit on the back porch with my dog and my neighbors two dogs (all three are big but harmless). Finally I'd pop a bag of popcorn, call the cops, and when the kids come over the fence and get tangled in bikes yell "release the hounds" and watch as best I can through tears of laughter as they try and climb over an icy fence with three barking dogs at their heels.
Well foosters, is there anything I haven't though of?