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    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
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    Got a gift certificate to my LBS - do you think they have this?

    ::blinks eyes oh so innocently::


    Not the bug stuff, but a FLAME THROWER!



    YEA! Honest to goodness 100% Grade A Acme flame thrower mounted on the front of my mtb!

    "Scuse me ... what did the driver of that plum colored Impala just say? Huh? How's about not ever using the lock again on your rear driver door again cause it will permanently become a part of the fender!"





    What more would a gurl with an attitude want for Christmas?

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Wouldn't you want the flame coming out of the back? One - so you can get 'em while you are leaving the scene, and Two - so you don't ride into your own hotness. Ouch. Singed eyebrows do not smell good.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    smorenivore colorider's Avatar
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    I doubt you'd have too many volunteers who'd let you draft behind them with that thing.
    One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik

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    Banned Indy_Rider's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Wouldn't you want the flame coming out of the back?
    Just eat a lot of chili before riding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy_Rider View Post
    Just eat a lot of chili before riding.
    Afterburners? Better have some teflon reinforced shorts

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    Now, if y'all got out of Foo every once in a while:

    My friend's bike... The Salamander

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
    Now, if y'all got out of Foo every once in a while:

    My friend's bike... The Salamander

    East Hill
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Lanky Lass East Hill's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post

    I think Tude would enjoy that bike. Seriously.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Please note the operator looks very uncomfortable and nervous standing that close to the "bike" and is standing as far away as he can. just saying.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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