::blinks eyes oh so innocently::
Not the bug stuff, but a FLAME THROWER!
YEA! Honest to goodness 100% Grade A Acme flame thrower mounted on the front of my mtb!
"Scuse me ... what did the driver of that plum colored Impala just say? Huh? How's about not ever using the lock again on your rear driver door again cause it will permanently become a part of the fender!"
What more would a gurl with an attitude want for Christmas?