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    The Miracle

    A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long she becomes pregnant and
    they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she
    is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland
    infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've
    operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a
    miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.

    "It's worth a try," he says. So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.

    After the operation he goes in to the priest and
    says, "Father, you're not going to believe this." "What?" says the priest.
    "What happened?"
    "You gave birth to a child." "But that's impossible!" "I just did the
    operation,"insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

    About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the
    truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell
    you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my
    father?" The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your
    father."
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Love that dirty water JoesInBoston's Avatar
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    So what happened to the woman and the doctor 15 years later?

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    They divorced. She got the house, he got the shaft.

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    But they were never married! I would think thats the reason that they "couldn't" keep the child.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    They divorced. She got the house, he got the shaft.
    In the divorce, she told the truth about the child and now he owes 15 years of back child support to her (regardless she never supported the child).
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    BAD!!!! BAD BAD BAD BADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBAD


    That's terrible. HORIBBLE.



    HOW COULD YOU!!!


    tell another
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    I think this one really belongs in P&R

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Phhhhtttt!

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    the scary thing is

    real life priest scenarios

    are far worse

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