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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
Bikes: Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
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Huey was in serious trouble... he'd forgotten about his wedding anniversary.
His wife was, naturally, really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Huey got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up the looked out the window and sure enough there was a box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house.
She opened it to find a brand new bathroom scale.
Huey has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
Originally Posted by coffeecake
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.