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Old 01-07-08, 11:07 PM   #1
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Strangest thing you opened a beer cap on?

What is the strangest thing you opened a beer bottle on?

Here are a few of mine:

A Hummer's open door latch (encouraged by the vehicle's owner.)
A HP RAID array.
Numerous door latch strikes.
A bicycle frame (custom bike that had a bottle opener built in)
A belt buckle (common, but usable)
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Old 01-07-08, 11:11 PM   #2
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The cement stoop behind my grandmother's house.
A truck tailgate latch.
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Old 01-07-08, 11:13 PM   #3
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My friend uses his eye.

I usually just use my car/a rock.
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Old 01-07-08, 11:18 PM   #4
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Old 01-07-08, 11:27 PM   #5
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A girls *****hole.

That was a strange night.
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Old 01-07-08, 11:28 PM   #6
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Old 01-07-08, 11:28 PM   #7
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Old 01-07-08, 11:30 PM   #8
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My sandal?

Those things are classy as ****.
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Old 01-07-08, 11:32 PM   #9
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Old 01-07-08, 11:51 PM   #10
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i saw a girl use her teeth once,
she was pretty metal


and i saw a guy use a wedding ring
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Old 01-07-08, 11:52 PM   #11
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I've seen people do it with their teeth. It's an entirely unpleasant thought.
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Old 01-07-08, 11:54 PM   #12
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I've seen people do it with their teeth. It's an entirely unpleasant thought.
It's not coincidence that deep white trash rednecks have no teeth by the time they're 35.
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Old 01-07-08, 11:55 PM   #14
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Why do my termite senses say that sandal was created by Jimmy Buffet?
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Old 01-08-08, 12:28 AM   #15
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I used to have an AA 1-year coin, with a slot cut into it. Some guy gave it to me as a tip, when I was tending bar.

I have a putter with a convenient groove on the back. It always gets a good laugh on the links
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Old 01-08-08, 12:46 AM   #16
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A Marine Corps belt buckle opens bottles quite nicely.
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Old 01-08-08, 07:17 AM   #17
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I usually just use the lighter trick. I'm good at using the edge of anything. I've tried to do it with a ring, but I can't figure that one out.
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I TRIED to open one on a park table once. Turns out the table was plastic molded in the shape of wood... rather soft plastic too
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I don't drink beer, but I've opened bottles with a knife a few times. That has the potential to end badly.
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Old 01-08-08, 08:44 AM   #22
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A girls *****hole.

That was a strange night.
Pics or didn't happen.
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Old 01-08-08, 10:58 AM   #23
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Old 01-08-08, 11:02 AM   #24
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Not that I think it's really strange, but I used my future sister in-law's kitchen counters...
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Old 01-08-08, 11:47 AM   #25
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