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Old 01-09-08, 12:27 PM   #1
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Spread the wealth..

I stumbled across this story while eating lunch so figured i would spread the wealth.



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Old 01-09-08, 12:39 PM   #2
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I feel like this right now.

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Old 01-09-08, 12:43 PM   #3
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OMG Stacey you are so friggen wrong.....You are killing me here!! This goes right up there with the muffins.....
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Old 01-09-08, 12:44 PM   #4
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I'm glad I don't feel like that...

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Old 01-09-08, 12:46 PM   #5
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This is totally shocking.

Someone Totally Doing It Somewhere Now
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Old 01-09-08, 12:47 PM   #6
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Muffins? I seem to recall something. Please, refresh my memory.
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Old 01-09-08, 12:52 PM   #7
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Old 01-09-08, 01:26 PM   #8
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Well it ain't me. Though I am thinking about it.
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Old 01-09-08, 01:40 PM   #9
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There should be a follow up article called "Somewhere, Someone is Totally Thinking About Doing It".

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Old 01-09-08, 01:41 PM   #10
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wow, that has to suck (referring to OP)
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Old 01-09-08, 01:45 PM   #11
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I didn't read the article, so I don't know what condition the poor kid has, but, on a related note, I want to suggest you see The elephant Man if you haven't--excellent film about Philip Merrick, who had several conditions that resulted in severe physical disfigurement.
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Old 01-09-08, 01:52 PM   #12
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Not that one! The other one!
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Old 01-09-08, 04:37 PM   #13
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Old 01-09-08, 04:40 PM   #14
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I love The Onion. That was very good.
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Old 01-09-08, 04:45 PM   #15
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Good God... I thought that was some sort of Photo Shop job. If you ever feel crappy about your life, keep those photos for perspective.
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Old 01-09-08, 04:58 PM   #16
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Old 01-09-08, 05:07 PM   #17
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Would you pay $2 for a ticket to see that in a side show tent? If you liked the PORTIS pics, Do a Google image search on "elephantiasis" with safe search off.
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Old 01-09-08, 07:30 PM   #18
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I don't think anyone could like those pics... it's terribly sad to see.
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Damn.... I've seen better-lookin' people who've been shot in the head...
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