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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    What's your PERFECT job?

    Assume money is not an issue....what would be your perfect vocation?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Doing something that would help others.

    Hopefully, I'll become a psychologist.
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    Giolander: There can be only one.
    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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    Ski Lift Operator.

    I plan on doing this 10 to 15 hours a week to keep myself occupied after I win the MegaLotto.

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    own a restaruant and/or bar
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Dog walker.

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    I'd like to paint dots on dice. But that's me. I'm crazy like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    I'd like to paint dots on dice. But that's me. I'm crazy like that.
    Sheltered workshop might have an opening. If you can get your foot in the door, put in a good word for me. What an awesome job that would be.

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Ski/Bike/Golf/whatever sport that fancies my imagination - Bum. Side job - Adventurer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    I'd like to paint dots on dice. But that's me. I'm crazy like that.
    I think I'd like to paint little dots on substructure. I'm odd like that.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Trophy husband. That's my dream job.
    "I feel like my world was classier before I found cyclocross."
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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    Trophy husband. That's my dream job.
    Bingo.

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    i miss working in the porn store. aside from the spooge mopping it was awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    Trophy husband. That's my dream job.
    +1 but I was going to call it being Mr. Mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    Trophy husband. That's my dream job.
    It's not all it's cracked up to be. Being shown off to the gin club ladies at the country club and prancing around in tight things while she takes photos. I feel cheap and used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    Trophy husband. That's my dream job.
    I'm already a Trophy Husband.

    It doesn't pay well, but it's a pretty good gig.


    edit.... beaten to the punchline by substructure!

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    International Man of Mystery

    and farting a lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    own a restaruant and/or bar
    This would be a PITA, but a lot of fun if successful. I was thinking the same thing...Baton Rouge connection?

    My dream job would be Lottery winner.
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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0urt View Post
    i miss working in the porn store. aside from the spooge mopping it was awesome.
    No spooge mopping in the T&A club you work at now?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Captain of a snorkeling/sight-seeing boat in Key West.

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    If I really (all jokes aside) could pick my job, I would coach or train athletes. Even a personal trainer would be nice. My wife thinks this as well.

    Of course she says I would make a good drill instructor too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I think I'd like to paint little dots on substructure. I'm odd like that.
    In keeping with that thought, there's a few others I'd like to paint dots on ...



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    1. Loving husband (and possibly father).
    2. Tenured professor of organic chemistry at a high quality liberal arts college.

    If those two happen, my wife (and possibly children) is happy, and some of my students remember my class as a study in conceptualizing problems and honing problem solving skills--dealing with the vagaries of real world problems, addressing qualitative and quantitative issues, dissecting observations and formulating predictions, balancing strategic and tactical considerations--I'll be a happy man.
    If you notice this notice then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

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    yeah all jokes aside I would build a monster music studio
    and jam forever... in-between riding bikes and jetting between
    USA cities, Ibiza, and Amsterdam.

    for a paying job, it would be installing and controlling light shows
    for whatever the baddest huge techno club that is hot at the moment.
    I am good like that. I am a freaking human octopus on light controllers,
    and great with packs, relays, servos, lift systems, design, and
    mood.

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    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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