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    RustyTainte substructure's Avatar
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    Does your birth certificate have an expiration date?

    Would you want to know when you were going to die?

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    We already know when.





    At the end of our lives. What more do ya need to know.

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    Life - A terminal disease
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    No, but like my beer, it has a born on date.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Let's see, I was born in rural South Carolina at the end of Jim Crow, what do you think my birth certificate says?

    BIRTH OF A WHITE CHILD
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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Would you want to know when you were going to die?
    That would take all the fun out of it, now wouldn't it.

    Although, thinking about it a little more, if this were the case, I bet you'd hear a lot more of that famous redneck phrase: "Hey Clem, watch this!"
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    your god hates me Bob Ross's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    No, but like my beer, it has a born on date.
    I turn blue when I get cold enough, does that mean I'm a Coors?

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    To quote Arnold Rimmer on the tv show Red Dwarf.

    At least you get to know when you are going to die. All most people get are "mind that bus", "what bus?". <SPLAT>
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Yes... it's just not included or printed on the certificate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Would you want to know when you were going to die?
    I am going to die between the ages of 0 and infinity. That is all I need to know.

    Actually, I am going to die when I am riding my bike. That's going to be the only way I will go. I will die riding my bicycle and they will have to pry the handlebars out of my cold, dead hands.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Ah, keep the handlebars. I'll just loosen the stem bolts.
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    Did any of you see "Big Fish"? Cute story line about knowing where you are going to die.

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    NO but I'd like to know if it had a "Use By _______" date.
    "Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe." - Gabriel in The Prophecy

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    I really wouldn't want to know. I've come to think that I enjoy life much better living in the moment, completely ignorant of such things....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    Ah, keep the handlebars. I'll just loosen the stem bolts.
    just because of that, I am going to have my stem welded to my steerer and handlebars. You will have to make a special coffin for me so I can stay on my bike, even in death . Who knows. My legs may STILL be going around after 40 years of being dead.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Simple answer, no I wouldn't.

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    My birth certificate doesn't seem to have an expiration date. However, my marriage license does. You know, " 'til death do us part."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubic View Post
    My birth certificate doesn't seem to have an expiration date. However, my marriage license does. You know, " 'til death do us part."
    So did mine. But the love never leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Would you want to know when you were going to die?
    I already know both when and how.

    The Amazing Death Predictor

    "iamlucky13: At age 64 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. "

    (PS, no I wouldn't really want to know)
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    I'd say it's a pretty solid bet none of us will live past 115.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Life - A terminal sexually transmitted disease
    Fixed it for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    I'd say it's a pretty solid bet none of us will live past 115.
    Speak for yourself......

    I have it on good authority (A fortuneteller), that I'll die at 157, of a heart attack induced by being chased around my desk by a frisky 19 year old coed looking for a better grade
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    They don't put it on the birth certificate. You'll have to pull out your certificate of death to find it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13 View Post
    I already know both when and how.

    The Amazing Death Predictor

    "iamlucky13: At age 64 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. "

    (PS, no I wouldn't really want to know)
    my prediction:
    At age 24 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    My prediction:

    VegaVixen: At age 94 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.




    And to think I hate reality TV shows!

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