There's this old guy at the gym I go to that not only has his gym pants jammed in his seat, but his long, muscle shirt as well. How can he not tell? Why doesn’t he fix it? Does he like it there, all crammed in his crack? And why am I looking?
Anyway, this is all the time, every time, and every day I'm there. It baffles me. If anything gets close to my nether region, I notice right away and try to block it.