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Old 01-15-08, 03:44 PM   #1
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Does a person know when they have a "letter in their mailbox?"

There's this old guy at the gym I go to that not only has his gym pants jammed in his seat, but his long, muscle shirt as well. How can he not tell? Why doesn’t he fix it? Does he like it there, all crammed in his crack? And why am I looking?

Anyway, this is all the time, every time, and every day I'm there. It baffles me. If anything gets close to my nether region, I notice right away and try to block it.
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And why am I looking?
I bet he has a hot ass.

He probably noticed you staring at his hot ass, and decided to give you a little show.
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Old 01-15-08, 03:47 PM   #3
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You are strange.

And stop looking at other people's rear ends.
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what does this have to do with mail?
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damn i fell 4 it................
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There's this old guy at the gym I go to that not only has his gym pants jammed in his seat, but his long, muscle shirt as well. How can he not tell? Why doesn’t he fix it? Does he like it there, all crammed in his crack? And why am I looking?

Anyway, this is all the time, every time, and every day I'm there. It baffles me. If anything gets close to my nether region, I notice right away and try to block it.
Why on earth do you care?
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Hot ass.
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I expected this to be about pregnancy. *confused*
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I figured it would be about either boogers peeking out of the nose, or the perils of men's casual shorts/pants with open flies.
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I expected this to be about pregnancy. *confused*
Yah... Me too. I was thinking 'Letter in the Mailbox' = 'Bun in the oven'

Or maybe a raging wood, ya know... Flag up.
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I thought it was about "Microsoft Outlook".
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Cheeky Bum Looker!!!!!
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Why doesn’t he fix it? Does he like it there, all crammed in his crack?
Saves on TP?
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Trunk mail???
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btw, the term is not "letter in the mail", it is "hungry butt"
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Trunk mail???
Junk mail.
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That's a man?
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You guys must be bored.
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Hey, I don't think any of us posted a thread about checkin' out some old guy's ass.
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Hey, I don't think any of us posted a thread about checkin' out some old guy's ass.
Hey, at least I am out in this world making inane observations.

At first, I happen to look up and the guy was in front of me all tucked in and what not. Now it’s a quest to figure out why not only does he like his gym pants rammed up his crack but his shirt too. I venture to say that he has a fetish for this. Like he goes home and walks around with things tucked in his junk. (i.e. various papers, wooden spoons, remote controls, maybe other articles of clothing).

Me, I like to put things on my head and walk around the house. But, I'm crazy like that.
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just go untuck his attire from his nether regions next time you see him and see what he says. then report back.
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just go untuck his attire from his nether regions next time you see him and see what he says. then report back.
Good thinking. I will take a wire hanger and untwist it. Then hook his tucked clothes and pull them out from several feet away. He may be the happiest guy around. Like when you finally rip the itchy tag out of your shirt.
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