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    Chasing Dreams
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    A conversation between Botto and I.

    On my off day, I decide to go on a ride with Botto:

    Chasing Dreams: Yo, Botto man, check out that chick on the beach. Man, I wish I had the nerve to ask her out.
    Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....Harden.......
    Chasing Dreams: Yeah, I'm getting that, too.
    Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....the.......
    Chasing Dreams: What are you pointing at? The girl?
    Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....****.......
    Chasing Dreams: You want me to do WHAT to that girl? I don't even know her name.
    Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....UUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!.......*GASP* *GASP* *GASP*
    Chasing Dreams: Oh, you want me to show you where that 27% grade hill is. Follow me. For a second there, I thought you had turned into a pervert.
    Botto: GAH! GAH! GAH! KER PLAT!!!!

    Sadly, I didn't see Botto again for the rest of the ride. I thought he was behind me as I headed towards Mt. Doom.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    <snicker>

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    botto would club you like a baby seal.


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    Your imaginary friend. fuzzbox's Avatar
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    That was stupid.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    botto would club you like a baby seal.
    With a lead-filled snoeshoe!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=j2nJn6rZdtI&feature=related
    Last edited by StupidlyBrave; 01-15-08 at 04:57 PM.

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    The "KER PLAT" at the end says it all.


    Stacey <snickered>

    Wfin <rolls on the floor busting a gut>

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    botto would club you like a baby seal.

    Way up north were the ice is cold
    where the men can't find no gold
    that is where I make my money
    Killin' the baby seals.
    Smash 'em, bash 'em
    Ro-ta-till 'em
    Hit their heads until they squeal
    Wife and kids they all hate me
    Killin the baby seals.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    That was stupid.
    Agreed.

    Not only could botto crush you cycling, he could get to the punchline and have more humor and creativity, in less than two words.
    Last edited by JF1; 01-15-08 at 07:26 PM.
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    Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JF1 View Post
    Agreed.

    Not only could botto crush you cycling, he could get to the punchline and have more humor and creativity, in less than two words.
    Even if he could, I don't know if he can anymore. I think he's still back at the beach doing something. If you ask me, all those good looking girls and a man of Botto's age can't be a good combination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chasing Dreams View Post
    Even if he could, I don't know if he can anymore. I think he's still back at the beach doing something. If you ask me, all those good looking girls and a man of Botto's age can't be a good combination.
    As we used to say in the 80's: You got that right.

    As botto would say: correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhota View Post
    Exactly.

    That guy's technique is horrible. He's losing a lot of power by lunging before the downswing.
    "I feel like my world was classier before I found cyclocross."
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    It's botto and me, not botto and I.

    Kids.

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    Wait, so did Botto ride with Second Mouse or Chasing Dreams? Me is confused.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Wait, so did Botto ride with Second Mouse or Chasing Dreams? Me is confused.
    Yes.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Wait, so did Botto ride with Second Mouse or Chasing Dreams? Me is confused.
    This isn't difficult, is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    That was stupid.
    correct

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    What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    worst. post. ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3MTA3 View Post
    worst. post. ever.
    You obviously haven't been here long enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3MTA3 View Post
    What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    worst. post. ever.
    Nice

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    I do believe Chasing Dreams is delusional.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Huh?
    "RIDE FAST TAKE CHANCES!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhota View Post
    That photo makes me sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3MTA3 View Post
    What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    worst. post. ever.
    HA! I remember that!
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    That photo makes me sick.
    It's a nessecary evil. Not pretty, but it's a living for a lot of people. Rather, it was nessecary, now it exists purely based on tradition.
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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