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Old 01-15-08, 05:34 PM   #1
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A conversation between Botto and I.

On my off day, I decide to go on a ride with Botto:

Chasing Dreams: Yo, Botto man, check out that chick on the beach. Man, I wish I had the nerve to ask her out.
Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....Harden.......
Chasing Dreams: Yeah, I'm getting that, too.
Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....the.......
Chasing Dreams: What are you pointing at? The girl?
Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....****.......
Chasing Dreams: You want me to do WHAT to that girl? I don't even know her name.
Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....UUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!.......*GASP* *GASP* *GASP*
Chasing Dreams: Oh, you want me to show you where that 27% grade hill is. Follow me. For a second there, I thought you had turned into a pervert.
Botto: GAH! GAH! GAH! KER PLAT!!!!

Sadly, I didn't see Botto again for the rest of the ride. I thought he was behind me as I headed towards Mt. Doom.
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Old 01-15-08, 05:36 PM   #2
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Old 01-15-08, 05:40 PM   #3
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botto would club you like a baby seal.

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Old 01-15-08, 05:41 PM   #4
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That was stupid.
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Old 01-15-08, 05:42 PM   #5
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botto would club you like a baby seal.
With a lead-filled snoeshoe!

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Old 01-15-08, 05:44 PM   #6
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The "KER PLAT" at the end says it all.


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Old 01-15-08, 05:48 PM   #7
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botto would club you like a baby seal.

Way up north were the ice is cold
where the men can't find no gold
that is where I make my money
Killin' the baby seals.
Smash 'em, bash 'em
Ro-ta-till 'em
Hit their heads until they squeal
Wife and kids they all hate me
Killin the baby seals.

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Old 01-15-08, 08:20 PM   #8
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That was stupid.
Agreed.

Not only could botto crush you cycling, he could get to the punchline and have more humor and creativity, in less than two words.

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Old 01-15-08, 08:50 PM   #9
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Agreed.

Not only could botto crush you cycling, he could get to the punchline and have more humor and creativity, in less than two words.
Even if he could, I don't know if he can anymore. I think he's still back at the beach doing something. If you ask me, all those good looking girls and a man of Botto's age can't be a good combination.
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Even if he could, I don't know if he can anymore. I think he's still back at the beach doing something. If you ask me, all those good looking girls and a man of Botto's age can't be a good combination.
As we used to say in the 80's: You got that right.

As botto would say: correct.
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Old 01-15-08, 09:44 PM   #11
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Old 01-16-08, 10:40 AM   #12
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Exactly.

That guy's technique is horrible. He's losing a lot of power by lunging before the downswing.
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Old 01-16-08, 11:28 AM   #13
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It's botto and me, not botto and I.

Kids.
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Old 01-16-08, 11:30 AM   #14
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Wait, so did Botto ride with Second Mouse or Chasing Dreams? Me is confused.
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Old 01-16-08, 11:36 AM   #15
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Wait, so did Botto ride with Second Mouse or Chasing Dreams? Me is confused.
Yes.
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Old 01-16-08, 11:47 AM   #16
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Wait, so did Botto ride with Second Mouse or Chasing Dreams? Me is confused.
This isn't difficult, is it?
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Old 01-16-08, 11:51 AM   #17
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That was stupid.
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What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

worst. post. ever.
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Old 01-16-08, 12:29 PM   #19
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worst. post. ever.
You obviously haven't been here long enough.
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Old 01-16-08, 12:35 PM   #20
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What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

worst. post. ever.
Nice

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Old 01-16-08, 12:43 PM   #21
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I do believe Chasing Dreams is delusional.
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What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

worst. post. ever.
HA! I remember that!
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That photo makes me sick.
It's a nessecary evil. Not pretty, but it's a living for a lot of people. Rather, it was nessecary, now it exists purely based on tradition.
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