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    Chasing Dreams
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    Listening to Sarah Mclachlan and watching porn at the same time

    It feels dirty. And not the sexy dirty.

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    Opus PATH's Avatar
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    Well that is quite interesting...........
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    You're just looking at the CD cover and lusting......

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    For me, Sarah *IS* porn! *drool*

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    This is just wrong ...
    I'm in it to finish it.

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    You sure it sets the right mood. Those cd covers require a magnifying glass . Holding the magnifying glass makes it difficult to be a two task person.

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    The quieter you become... Falkon's Avatar
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    What? That just doesn't work. Put on some Hard Acid, now.
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    Try listening to Hannah Montana. It's a whole new kind of dirty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclezealot View Post
    You sure it sets the right mood. Those cd covers require a magnifying glass . Holding the magnifying glass makes it difficult to be a two task person.
    you meant 'holding two magnifying glasses'

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikigreg View Post
    For me, Sarah *IS* porn! *drool*
    no kidding.....
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    At least you aren't listening to Wayne Newton while watching porn.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    mmmm Sarah. A secretary I used to work with had a crush on Sarah, and of course I had a crush on her for having a crush on Sarah... and well... yah.
    Rast ich so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust)

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    actually having sex while listening to sarah mclachlan is much much much better than the subject line of this thread.

    the ice is thin, come on dive in....

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    Beats listening to porn and looking at Sarah McLachlan
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Beats listening to porn and looking at Sarah McLachlan
    I don't know.....looking at Sarah McLachlan isn't so bad either. I don't mind it at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Beats listening to porn and looking at Sarah McLachlan
    Porno music is the best!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=n18Xe6wM7AY NSFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I don't know.....looking at Sarah McLachlan isn't so bad either. I don't mind it at all.
    Careful or you are gonna spill coffee on that beige shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Careful or you are gonna spill coffee on that beige shirt.
    No worries....today is a dark blue plaid type shirt.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Here, have some of this then
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Here, have some of this then
    Sorry....I'm not a big fan of the Texas Home brand.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    You have to admit it would look good with dark blue plaid though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom View Post
    Porno music is the best!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=n18Xe6wM7AY NSFW
    wait... porn has music?
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    wait... porn has music?
    yeah when yer mom ain't home crank it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by edzo View Post
    yeah when yer mom ain't home crank it up
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Yer neighbors'll tattle on you!

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