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Old 01-18-08, 02:30 PM   #1
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What if our president was cool?

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Old 01-18-08, 02:34 PM   #2
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What if God was one of us, what if God smoked canibis?
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Old 01-18-08, 02:34 PM   #3
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Boy, David Bowie didn't get to hang out in your avatar long.
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Old 01-18-08, 02:35 PM   #4
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Boy, David Bowie didn't get to hang out in your avatar long.
David Bowie? That was a Dixie Chick! I've been playing with PS in case you didn't notice.
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Portis changes his avatar more than I change my drawers.
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Old 01-18-08, 02:39 PM   #6
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So does Slvoid.
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What if our president was cool?
The BIG questions is:

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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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I make Lenny Kravitz look like Fred Rogers.

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I make Lenny Kravitz look like Fred Rogers.

I think Lenny Kravitz makes Fred Rogers look like you.
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Old 01-18-08, 02:43 PM   #10
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I think Lenny Kravitz makes Fred Rogers look like you.
In all honesty, i looked at the FR pick and thought "oh my god, i'm starting to look like Fred Rogers!" Looks like it's all downhill from here. Good thing i'm well endowed.
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It'd be hard to find fault with turning into Fred Rogers.
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Good thing i'm well endowed.
With what?
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Old 01-18-08, 02:47 PM   #13
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With what?
Endowments.
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That's not what your wife says in her sleep to me.
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Old 01-18-08, 02:50 PM   #15
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That's not what your wife says in her sleep to me.
I haven't told her about them yet. Protecting my assets...
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I think the nipple ring is taking it a little to far.




















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Is there a prerequisite to this thread that you have to think Lenny Kravitz is cool?
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So does Slvoid.
Slvoid isn't being discussed.
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I've been thinking about this one for a little while.
What if GWB actually partook of the whacky weed on occasion. The man already has a hard time communicating what his little grey matter cells are coming up with. Can you imagine what a hoot it'd be if it was further short circuited with a little BC or Hawaiin?
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I've been thinking about this one for a little while.
What if GWB actually partook of the whacky weed on occasion. The man already has a hard time communicating what his little grey matter cells are coming up with. Can you imagine what a hoot it'd be if it was further short circuited with a little BC or Hawaiin?
can you prove he doesn't? i mean, it would explain a lot, wouldn't it?
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Old 01-18-08, 03:50 PM   #23
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can you prove he doesn't? i mean, it would explain a lot, wouldn't it?
Weed is nowhere near a powerful enough drug to make one that vapid.
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Unless he's smoking everything that the DEA confiscates, or something.
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What did ya'll think the "W" stood for?
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