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    What if our president was cool?


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    What if God was one of us, what if God smoked canibis?

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    Boy, David Bowie didn't get to hang out in your avatar long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Boy, David Bowie didn't get to hang out in your avatar long.
    David Bowie? That was a Dixie Chick! I've been playing with PS in case you didn't notice.

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    Portis changes his avatar more than I change my drawers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    Portis changes his avatar more than I change my drawers.
    So does Slvoid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    What if our president was cool?
    The BIG questions is:

    What if Portis were cool?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I make Lenny Kravitz look like Fred Rogers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    I make Lenny Kravitz look like Fred Rogers.

    I think Lenny Kravitz makes Fred Rogers look like you.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I think Lenny Kravitz makes Fred Rogers look like you.
    In all honesty, i looked at the FR pick and thought "oh my god, i'm starting to look like Fred Rogers!" Looks like it's all downhill from here. Good thing i'm well endowed.

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    It'd be hard to find fault with turning into Fred Rogers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    Good thing i'm well endowed.
    With what?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    With what?
    Endowments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    Endowments.
    That's not what your wife says in her sleep to me.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    That's not what your wife says in her sleep to me.
    I haven't told her about them yet. Protecting my assets...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    I haven't told her about them yet. Protecting my assets...
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I think the nipple ring is taking it a little to far.




















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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Is there a prerequisite to this thread that you have to think Lenny Kravitz is cool?
    living every week like it's shark week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    So does Slvoid.
    Slvoid isn't being discussed.

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    I've been thinking about this one for a little while.
    What if GWB actually partook of the whacky weed on occasion. The man already has a hard time communicating what his little grey matter cells are coming up with. Can you imagine what a hoot it'd be if it was further short circuited with a little BC or Hawaiin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I've been thinking about this one for a little while.
    What if GWB actually partook of the whacky weed on occasion. The man already has a hard time communicating what his little grey matter cells are coming up with. Can you imagine what a hoot it'd be if it was further short circuited with a little BC or Hawaiin?
    can you prove he doesn't? i mean, it would explain a lot, wouldn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    Portis changes his avatar more than I change my drawers.
    Why would you change something you never wear?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhota View Post
    can you prove he doesn't? i mean, it would explain a lot, wouldn't it?
    Weed is nowhere near a powerful enough drug to make one that vapid.

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    Unless he's smoking everything that the DEA confiscates, or something.

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    What did ya'll think the "W" stood for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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