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    Anyone here done porn?

    Any porn actors on this forum? Are you now retired and just taking it easy? Why did you do it and do you have another job now? Was the sex enjoyable? Did you hang out with your on screen "buddies" outside of work? Was it awkward?

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    bzzzzzzzztt!! Dumb question ... time for you to move on to another forum noob.

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    why is that dumb? This is Foo...

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    This kid I went to high school with did some soft core stuff. He was also a contestant on "I Love New York 2." The guys a huge tool.

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    My best friend's husband is Zach Adams... That's not his real name, but his screen name.

    It only got really awkward once when he wanted to give me a Christmas present of a collection of his *works* ACK!! My husband was pretty sure he wanted to set up a three-way with him-his wife-and I. He's at a pretty high creepy factor for me, and just to keep things as low on the creepy scale as possible we don't all hang out unless my husband is there as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by permanentjaun View Post
    This kid I went to high school with did some soft core stuff. He was also a contestant on "I Love New York 2." The guys a huge tool.
    Do you mean that the guy is huge tool or that he ..... oh, nevermind.

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    Did some with your wife last week. She loves girl on girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chasing Dreams View Post
    Was the sex enjoyable?
    i could not imagine it being emotionally enjoyable...

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    Does home-made porn count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    Did some with your wife last week. She loves girl on girl.
    DUH!!! Who doesn't like girl on girl?!

    I am especially fond of girl on girl on me.


    P.S. I suspect this thread will soon be on its way to becoming censored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DM4 View Post
    DUH!!! Who doesn't like girl on girl?!

    I am especially fond of girl on girl on me.


    P.S. I suspect this thread will soon be on its way to becoming censored.
    Your wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    Your wife.
    Maybe, maybe not .

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    At my old company in Australia we had a girl who had done quite alot. Whenever she came to my office to talk work, I used to have the same thing going through my mind..."I've seen your boobies and pee pee"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chasing Dreams View Post
    Any porn actors on this forum? Are you now retired and just taking it easy? Why did you do it and do you have another job now? Was the sex enjoyable? Did you hang out with your on screen "buddies" outside of work? Was it awkward?
    Are you looking for a job? What are your qualifications?

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    I do bike porn.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I do bike porn.
    and the Dallas Cowboys too.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    No, Debbie takes care of them. I stick to bikes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    No, Debbie takes care of them. I stick to bikes.
    Yes, you do.

    Bike bonk bloke lands on sex offenders' register
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/26/bike_incident/
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    That is Englerland, I live in Texas. I have not been caught. yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Thats what she said?
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DM4 View Post
    Does home-made porn count?
    Just what I was thinking!

    There's nothing wrong with a little once in a while. Err...the porn that is..not the sex. An active healthy sex life is one of the main ingredients to a happy relationship IMO.
    Just Do It..

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    I've done it a few times, never had a camera in the room however.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    That is Englerland, I live in Texas. I have not been caught. yet.
    That you know of.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by azoomm View Post
    My best friend's husband is Zach Adams... That's not his real name, but his screen name.

    It only got really awkward once when he wanted to give me a Christmas present of a collection of his *works* ACK!! My husband was pretty sure he wanted to set up a three-way with him-his wife-and I. He's at a pretty high creepy factor for me, and just to keep things as low on the creepy scale as possible we don't all hang out unless my husband is there as well.
    If you were my wife I wouldnt want you around the jerk with or without me! not that I wouldnt trust you, just the fact that he wants to do you would make me want to kill the ****er!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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