You can only trust yourself. Everyone else is either a temporary friend or is an enemy.
 I am inherently lazy.
 Everyone gets fat.
 School is for losers. Hear this kids? Skip college / university and go get a job. You are just wasting your time.
 Why the hell is figuring out your taxes AND paying your taxes so difficult? I mean, there is a GST, HST, income tax, CPP, EI, property, car registration, inheritance, import, credit allowance, depreciation, workers compensation, etc. Why do you have to screw me so many times? I'm only one man. I shouldn't need to hire another man to calculate how much money I owe.
 Everyone gets ugly.