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    Why not? EthanYQX's Avatar
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    You know you live in <insert town name here> when...

    You know you live in Gander when you've gone to school on a snowmobile.
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    You know you live in Shanghai when you go to get your groceries in your pyjamas.

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    You know you live in Texas when the prisons have drive through execution windows.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbcb View Post
    You know you live in Shanghai when you go to get your groceries in your pyjamas.
    I prefer a shopping bag
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You know you live in Texas when the prisons have drive through execution windows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    You know you live in Texas when you find yourself drinking beer with Botto before 10 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You know you live in New Orleans when you get passed by a junky car that is emitting a fog of smoke. . . . . . and it has a brake tag.

    No emissions laws. Joy.

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    You know you're in the USA when you're still fighting a war branded "Mission Accomplished" five years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You know you live in Texas when you find yourself drinking beer with Botto before 10 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I prefer a shopping bag

    Can't find my rimshot smiley, so this will have to do:


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    Quote Originally Posted by CrankshaftYQX View Post
    You know you live in Gander when you've gone to school on a snowmobile.
    Gander Newfoundland?


    You know you live in Vancouver because you haven't gone an hour without hearing about the olympics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You know you live in Texas when the prisons have drive through execution windows.
    in China, they bring the executioner to you. much more convenient.



    you know you live in Charleston when the streets flood at high tide - after they "fixed" the drains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom View Post
    Gander Newfoundland?


    You know you live in Vancouver because you haven't gone an hour without hearing about the olympics.
    Yeah, that's the place.
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    You know you live in Murfreesboro, TN when you are being tailgated by a cop and he honks when you yield at a yield sign. (Just happened to my brother and I an hour ago.)

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    You know you live in Frankfort, Indiana when you find out that if God decides to give the world an enema, he pokes the tube right in the town square

    (I used to live there )
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    You know you live in Kansas when you have a record HIGH and LOW temperature all in the same day.

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    You know you live in Edmonton when you aren't surprised to see snow in the summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrankshaftYQX View Post
    Yeah, that's the place.
    Thats just funny, my ex was born there, in the brief time we were together we planned to visit there. Never really panned out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    You know you live in Frankfort, Indiana when you find out that if God decides to give the world an enema, he pokes the tube right in the town square

    (I used to live there )
    If God would pass over Gary to poke the enema tube into Frankfort it must really be bad
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    You know you live in Cleveland, Ohio, when you get in you car with 3 feet of snow on the ground and it's still coming down at 3 feet an hour, and you drive 10 minutes and *poof* You have clear skies, sunshine, and no snow whatsoever on the ground.
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    You know you live in the Redwoods when they fall on your house. (can't find the photo) or resort as in the Miranda Gardens Resort. Someone had just left the lobby when a tree fell right through it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom View Post
    Thats just funny, my ex was born there, in the brief time we were together we planned to visit there. Never really panned out
    Just as well. Nothing to see here, really.
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    When the population density is higher than the actual population you know you live in Between.

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    As of the censusGR2 of 2000, there were 148 people, 61 households, and 42 families residing in the town. The population density was 170.4 people per square mile (65.7/km˛).

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    You know you live in Berkeley, CA when a shopping cart is a street-legal vehicle.
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    You know you live in San Francisco when you see guys wandering around the streets in spiked leather leotards.

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