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Old 01-20-08, 03:47 PM   #1
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How many five years could you take in a fight?

How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/


Me? About 24.
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Old 01-20-08, 03:50 PM   #2
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Apparently, it would take 37 of the little monsters.......

Then again, I can be pretty ruthless
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Old 01-20-08, 03:54 PM   #3
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Old 01-20-08, 03:57 PM   #4
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22...I'm not much for violence
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Old 01-20-08, 04:03 PM   #5
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26. Not morally opposed to using a child as a blunt weapon, but I would not maliciously beat them back into kindergarden {enthusiastically**. Perhaps previous trampling and swarm experience helps up the count as well.
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Old 01-20-08, 04:20 PM   #6
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25 for me.
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Old 01-20-08, 04:21 PM   #7
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Whomever made this test has obviously never tried to coach munch kins this age. There is no way you could get more than two of them to actually attack, the others would all be off screwing around somewhere, or crying, or playing in the dirt etc.

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Old 01-20-08, 04:45 PM   #8
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25 for me, I think I am more ruthless than that. 25 seems low, got to work on my children beating skills.
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Old 01-20-08, 04:51 PM   #11
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23, but I'm sure it would be higher if I had any martial arts training and weren't average height, reach, etc. I could take out far more five year olds than I could house cats or dogs. Now there's a real challenge.
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Old 01-20-08, 04:53 PM   #12
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Old 01-20-08, 05:03 PM   #13
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I got 33 on mine....
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Old 01-20-08, 05:06 PM   #14
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I figured that I could be as ruthless as Tom but only scored 33...I also had to think of them as zombie 5 year olds as I could never beat up on little kids.
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Old 01-20-08, 05:09 PM   #15
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Wow, I am a pacifist compared to all of you.

I could only take on 12!

What am I doing in P & R ?

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Old 01-20-08, 05:16 PM   #17
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also 29.

i think a lot would depend on the 5-year-olds. some of them are more evil than others.
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Old 01-20-08, 05:19 PM   #18
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Old 01-20-08, 05:24 PM   #19
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Old 01-20-08, 05:29 PM   #20
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EH -Think zombies... your score will improve.

Mind you..even when I took it easy on them I could still take on 16... I think the martial arts and fighting experience will keep me from being too merciful. LOL
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Old 01-20-08, 05:31 PM   #21
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My Starcraft skills helped me out a little...
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Old 01-20-08, 05:38 PM   #22
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34 little snots would eat dirt
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Old 01-20-08, 05:42 PM   #23
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11. Not that I would ever hurt a child, though.
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Old 01-20-08, 05:44 PM   #24
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It says 29, but I bet that's bare-handed.

I'd have a chainsaw. It's only fair.
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