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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    How many five years could you take in a fight?

    How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/


    Me? About 24.
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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Apparently, it would take 37 of the little monsters.......

    Then again, I can be pretty ruthless
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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    14... Wtf?

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    22...I'm not much for violence

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    26. Not morally opposed to using a child as a blunt weapon, but I would not maliciously beat them back into kindergarden {enthusiastically**. Perhaps previous trampling and swarm experience helps up the count as well.

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    25 for me.

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    Whomever made this test has obviously never tried to coach munch kins this age. There is no way you could get more than two of them to actually attack, the others would all be off screwing around somewhere, or crying, or playing in the dirt etc.
    Last edited by Portis; 01-20-08 at 04:08 PM.

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    25 for me, I think I am more ruthless than that. 25 seems low, got to work on my children beating skills.
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    24 for me

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    How many bullets do I get?
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    23, but I'm sure it would be higher if I had any martial arts training and weren't average height, reach, etc. I could take out far more five year olds than I could house cats or dogs. Now there's a real challenge.

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    29 for me
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    I got 33 on mine....
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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    I figured that I could be as ruthless as Tom but only scored 33...I also had to think of them as zombie 5 year olds as I could never beat up on little kids.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    In other news...I have a 76% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

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    Wow, I am a pacifist compared to all of you.

    I could only take on 12!

    What am I doing in P & R ?

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    also 29.

    i think a lot would depend on the 5-year-olds. some of them are more evil than others.

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    okay maybe not. mmerner's Avatar
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    question everything.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    EH -Think zombies... your score will improve.

    Mind you..even when I took it easy on them I could still take on 16... I think the martial arts and fighting experience will keep me from being too merciful. LOL

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    My Starcraft skills helped me out a little...

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    34 little snots would eat dirt

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    11. Not that I would ever hurt a child, though.

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    28

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    It says 29, but I bet that's bare-handed.

    I'd have a chainsaw. It's only fair.

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