the computer's condition turned terminal a few weeks ago. not a virus, because it kept passing all the virus checks. it finally died on this business trip. you'd think 40,000 allegedly intelligent people in washington would be able to device a machine that would actually work for a while. but you'd be wrong. i've had it with microsoft's incompetent products. i've had it with IE locking up and causing me to shut down. i've had it with viruses and patches and fixes and work-arounds. i'm going to the dark side. apple, here i come. you listening, pcad? i'm going to the apple store tomorrow and buy something, ANYTHING that will work. geez, it can't be worse than this cr@p. and if it doesn't work, i'm comin' after YOU, pcaddy!
remember when computers were fun? not any more. the computer industry killed all the fun of these things. now they're just a necessary evil. i've gotten where i hate computers
hurry up and respond to this before your computer crashes