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    "Taste Like Chamois Butter?"

    K, so talking to AprilM tonight - she had asked me what kind of chamois butter I had because it also takes chain grease out of clothes as a nice side bonus. So I told her it was "Paceline Chamois Butter". Apparently the snow adversely affects hearing up in Nebraska. She say's, "It taste like chamois butter...what?".

    Took me a while to stop laughing.

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    Used or virgin?

    Baby oil is cheaper and as effective in taking out oil stains.
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    Pheard buddy - no offense but I don't want ya playing with organs anytime I'm in the room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    She say's, "It taste like chamois butter...what?".
    Haha... yeah, I thought the brand was "Tastes Like Chamois Butter"... maybe I was thinking of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter or something. We Nebraskans don't have cell phone reception up here, so it's hard to hear anything.

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    Pheard buddy - no offense but I don't want ya playing with organs anytime I'm in the room.
    Nice!

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    after getting my cholesterol checked the doctor recommended that I only use Chamois Margarine...
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    How did you and/or April M get chain grease on clothes in area that chamois butter would come in contact with? Or do I even want to know?
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    It's a sordid tale really...involving lots of chain lube and two bikes passing in the night...

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    I hope you yelled "on your left"
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    I thought LONG and HARD but I can't come up with a witty response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    I thought LONG and HARD but I can't come up with a witty response.
    I think that's because when you think LONG and HARD, you aren't thinking at all.
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    All I can say is that if your chain lube and chamois butter are contacting each other, you may want to go in for a fitting.
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    Lol - boy, has this thread tanked into the gutter...

    fyi - I think the chamois creme has talcum in it. Talcum powder (baby powder) will draw grease out of anything, so long as the stain hasn't been washed and dried (and therefore set permanently).
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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    Lol - boy, has this thread tanked into the gutter...

    fyi - I think the chamois creme has talcum in it. Talcum powder (baby powder) will draw grease out of anything, so long as the stain hasn't been washed and dried (and therefore set permanently).
    So wait. Are you putting baby powder on April? ooooooooooooooh. I'mtellin'
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    lol - and back into the gutter we go...
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    Or wait. WHERE exactly do you put that chamois butter? You have an extraordinary shiny head there, Ravenmore.
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    Geeze Siu...


    it keeps my helmet from chafing ok?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    So wait. Are you putting baby powder on April? ooooooooooooooh. I'mtellin'
    Hehe... but I'm not telling.

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    *runs off to gossip*


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    Can any thread concerning Chamois Butter ever hope to stay out of the gutter? just askin.
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    wait, did I just hear that aprilm and ravenmore were covered in chamois butter and found rolling around in the gutter? not to start a rumor or anything...
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