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Old 01-22-08, 03:17 AM   #1
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Horrific Plastic Surgey Thread

Apparently I missed out on a season, or two, of Celebrity Big Brother.

I thought Sylvester Stallone was looking bad. I didn't realized that he was trying to look like his Mother.


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Old 01-22-08, 03:21 AM   #2
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Obvious ones

Dick Clark


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I think horrific is an understatement for some of these clay figures
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try this in google - the results are scary and not always safe ror work

"plastic surgery" mistake OR error OR horror OR bad OR poor OR extreme OR rubbish

http://images.google.com/images?svnu...=Search+Images
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Obvious ones

Dick Clark


Michael Jackson
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Clark's issues have more to do with his stroke, than past plastic surgery.
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oh yeah... lest we forget -

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Clark's issues have more to do with his stroke, than past plastic surgery.
Good point. Not thinking clearly, should probably go to bed.
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peter burns


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The daughter



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What the CRAP is that?
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What the CRAP is that?
Rich person whose ONLY claim to fame is the ever increasing and drastic plastic surgery. She has her own wikipedia page because of this.
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Rich person whose ONLY claim to fame is the ever increasing and drastic plastic surgery. She has her own wikipedia page because of this.
yep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html
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Leatherface Versace
Holy...! I've never really taken the time to study that face in detail, but it barely looks human. It looks like a mix between a man, a woman, a doll, a clown, a neanderthal and some strange animal. Sheer horror!
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That is a fantastic looking bass. That is some good work. Who are the people?
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Who are the people?
first of all, it's a person (not people). I believe he/she (can't tell) is from the cast of hee haw.
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I used to work at a commercial photolab and one of our clients was a plastic surgeon who specialized in fixing other surgeons' screw-ups. He also did a lot of facial prosthetics.

I had some really frightening stuff roll through my dark room, back then. We would joke about the fact that I was starting to like the "scarred boob" look. "Hey honey, that rack would look great if you just lumped it up over there and got some stitches around the other side. Know what I'm sayin?"
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first of all, it's a person (not people). I believe he/she (can't tell) is from the cast of hee haw.
Oh, my bad, so THAT is what I looked like before the rollercoaster crash! Dang, I was hot.
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Oh, my bad, so THAT is what I looked like before the rollercoaster crash! Dang, I was hot.
Too bad with your short term memory you will forget about the pic of your former self before you even exit this thread.
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what pic?
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Oh....and it wasn't a roller coaster. It was a payloader accident. You were pushing the piles of pig poop with the payloader at your Pappa's Plantation.
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I used to work at a commercial photolab and one of our clients was a plastic surgeon who specialized in fixing other surgeons' screw-ups. He also did a lot of facial prosthetics.

I had some really frightening stuff roll through my dark room, back then. We would joke about the fact that I was starting to like the "scarred boob" look. "Hey honey, that rack would look great if you just lumped it up over there and got some stitches around the other side. Know what I'm sayin?"
was this in TX?

i had a friend who was hemming and hawing joining a 'group buy' boob job with some friends of hers from TX. she wisely chose to pass.
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