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    Horrific Plastic Surgey Thread

    Apparently I missed out on a season, or two, of Celebrity Big Brother.

    I thought Sylvester Stallone was looking bad. I didn't realized that he was trying to look like his Mother.

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    Obvious ones

    Dick Clark


    Michael Jackson

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    I think horrific is an understatement for some of these clay figures

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    try this in google - the results are scary and not always safe ror work

    "plastic surgery" mistake OR error OR horror OR bad OR poor OR extreme OR rubbish

    http://images.google.com/images?svnu...=Search+Images
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    Quote Originally Posted by msincredible View Post
    Obvious ones

    Dick Clark


    Michael Jackson
    [IMG ]ht tp://pictures.directnews.co.uk/liveimages/Michael+Jackson_897_18106095_0_0_3271_300.jpg[/IMG]
    Clark's issues have more to do with his stroke, than past plastic surgery.

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    oh yeah... lest we forget -


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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    Clark's issues have more to do with his stroke, than past plastic surgery.
    Good point. Not thinking clearly, should probably go to bed.

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    peter burns


    David Gest


    The Gambler



    The daughter



    Leatherface Versace

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    oh yeah... lest we forget -
    What the CRAP is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamplight View Post
    What the CRAP is that?
    Rich person whose ONLY claim to fame is the ever increasing and drastic plastic surgery. She has her own wikipedia page because of this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by markhr View Post
    Rich person whose ONLY claim to fame is the ever increasing and drastic plastic surgery. She has her own wikipedia page because of this.
    yep.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post

    Leatherface Versace
    Holy...! I've never really taken the time to study that face in detail, but it barely looks human. It looks like a mix between a man, a woman, a doll, a clown, a neanderthal and some strange animal. Sheer horror!

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    That is a fantastic looking bass. That is some good work. Who are the people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Who are the people?
    first of all, it's a person (not people). I believe he/she (can't tell) is from the cast of hee haw.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I used to work at a commercial photolab and one of our clients was a plastic surgeon who specialized in fixing other surgeons' screw-ups. He also did a lot of facial prosthetics.

    I had some really frightening stuff roll through my dark room, back then. We would joke about the fact that I was starting to like the "scarred boob" look. "Hey honey, that rack would look great if you just lumped it up over there and got some stitches around the other side. Know what I'm sayin?"
    That's gonna leave a mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    first of all, it's a person (not people). I believe he/she (can't tell) is from the cast of hee haw.
    Oh, my bad, so THAT is what I looked like before the rollercoaster crash! Dang, I was hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Oh, my bad, so THAT is what I looked like before the rollercoaster crash! Dang, I was hot.
    Too bad with your short term memory you will forget about the pic of your former self before you even exit this thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Too bad with your short term memory you will forget about the pic of your former self before you even exit this thread.
    what pic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Oh....and it wasn't a roller coaster. It was a payloader accident. You were pushing the piles of pig poop with the payloader at your Pappa's Plantation.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Before




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    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMACH 5 View Post
    I used to work at a commercial photolab and one of our clients was a plastic surgeon who specialized in fixing other surgeons' screw-ups. He also did a lot of facial prosthetics.

    I had some really frightening stuff roll through my dark room, back then. We would joke about the fact that I was starting to like the "scarred boob" look. "Hey honey, that rack would look great if you just lumped it up over there and got some stitches around the other side. Know what I'm sayin?"
    was this in TX?

    i had a friend who was hemming and hawing joining a 'group buy' boob job with some friends of hers from TX. she wisely chose to pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cateye View Post
    LAMO
    Fixed.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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