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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    27 Scientific Equivalents

    27 SCIENTIFIC EQUIVALENTS

    1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

    2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

    3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

    4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

    5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

    6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

    7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year

    8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

    9. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

    10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

    11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

    12. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line (think about it for a moment)

    13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

    14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

    15. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

    16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

    17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds (work on it . . .)

    18. 10 cards = 1 decacards

    19. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

    20. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

    21. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

    22. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

    23. 10 rations = 1 decaration

    24. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

    25. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

    26. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

    27. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Nice!

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    Amount of Beauty required to launch 1 ship=
    1 MilliHelen

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    President Bush is receiving his morning briefing on casulties in Irag.

    He is told that a roadside IED exploded and injured four Brazillian soldiers.

    A look of horror crossed the president's face and his mouth struggled to form words.

    Finally, he was able to ask in a small, scared, confused voice "How many is a brazillion?"
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    28. 7 days without food makes one week (weak).
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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